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Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:20 pm EST

Kobe Bryant, an old lady and a towel

By J.E. Skeets

You can argue all you want about whether or not Kobe Bryant is better than LeBron James or Michael Jordan. You can argue until you're (Forum) blue in the face and the Chicago Bulls come home. But one thing’s for sure: no one, and I mean absolutely no one, is better than Kobe at (accidentally) throwing a towel in some poor woman's face. No one.

On second thought, maybe Rasheed Wallace is. He can do it with a towel and a jersey.

(Two towel snaps to Basketbawful for this hilarious find.) 

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  1. Barinder G
    1. Posted by Barinder G Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:08 pm EDT

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    Loll
  2. Shelly
    2. Posted by Shelly Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:57 pm EDT

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    she should sell that on ebay
  3. Shelly
    3. Posted by Shelly Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:57 pm EDT

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    she should sell that on ebay
  4. Quanny N
    4. Posted by Quanny N Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:24 pm EDT

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    Lol!!
  5. sean h
    5. Posted by sean h Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:28 pm EDT

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    boom tho shirts on ebay get them while they last they going fast thanks to all the promotion help from rod. Thank You Rod
  6. Odenized
    6. Posted by Odenized Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:57 pm EDT

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    NOTHING beats that Sheed jersey toss. Thanks Skeets!
  7. Dik Steele
    7. Posted by Dik Steele Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:06 pm EDT

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    Skeets,
    KobeKobeKobeKobeKobeKobeKobeKobeKobeKobeKobeKobeKobeKobe.
    I knew you would come through.
  8. Phdribble
    8. Posted by Phdribble Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:09 pm EDT

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    where amazing happens
  9. val5678
    9. Posted by val5678 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:31 pm EDT

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    I don't think it hit her face. the movie ended with the towel in the air, but not touching her face. I think Kobe moved the towel so no one would trip on it. Kobe for President.
  10. Aaron Y
    10. Posted by Aaron Y Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:38 pm EDT

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    I have DVR as well, and the towel DID land on the lady's face, but as you can see, Kobe has one in his hand. when he picked up one, it flew the one underneath it at the lady. way to mislead the public.
  11. rolando r
    11. Posted by rolando r Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:52 pm EDT

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    that's accident c'mon
  12. J.E. Skeets
    12. Posted by J.E. Skeets Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:33 pm EDT

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    `aksi'dentllee. 55th word.
  13. LkbDcb
    13. Posted by LkbDcb Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:55 pm EDT

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    haha
  14. xenpro
    14. Posted by xenpro Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:53 pm EDT

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    a 92 year old lady, front row $ 3000 ticket should be hit with more than just a towel ...hehe .. lady give that ticket up to Big Brothers Big Sisters of America charity or something
  15. Ricardo
    15. Posted by Ricardo Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:57 pm EDT

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    thats 2 funny :)
  16. Ricardo
    16. Posted by Ricardo Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:57 pm EDT

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    haa!
  17. Nookiez
    17. Posted by Nookiez Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    Are you guys a member of Kobe-tology or something? Is your great Kobe Bryant the new messiah? Jeez. Kobe Bryant is a mere [profane]. Got to credit his basketball abilities, but to say his name all over the place? That's pretty creepy man. Im not a Kobe hater, but its just disgusting to see you guys wanna lick his butt hole like a buddah or something. Are you guys gay? Or you wanna get laid with KB24?
  18. Chaos
    18. Posted by Chaos Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:54 pm EDT

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    As funny as it looks.. it really was an accident... I reviewed it too many times..although hilarious..
  19. thomas v
    19. Posted by thomas v Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:26 pm EDT

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    she's lucky he didn't have CONSENT sex with her
  20. majesticfx
    20. Posted by majesticfx Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:04 pm EDT

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    Uh... obviously he was picking up a towel and there was another towel there and it just accidentally flew into her face.. he didn't threw a towel.. he simply picked up a towel in frustration and another towel flew into her face..
  21. majesticfx
    21. Posted by majesticfx Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:04 pm EDT

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    uh... obviously he was picking up a towel and there was another towel there and it just accidentally flew into her face.. he didn't threw a towel.. he simply picked up a towel in frustration and another towel flew into her face..
  22. oLLie BoomBayay
    22. Posted by oLLie BoomBayay Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:44 pm EDT

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    Still not as bad cheating on your wife or throwing lil' Bynum under the bus when you know there is video being shot.
  23. Chris H
    23. Posted by Chris H Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:25 pm EDT

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    Its the dislocated pinkie..thats what the problem was.. no grip! hahaha lmao.
    KOBE for MVP!
  24. Rick H
    24. Posted by Rick H Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:25 pm EDT

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    I saw that when it happened and replayed it too.
    I think what happened was kobe wanted a towel, but didn't want the top towel (just like you don't want the top lid for a self serve drink). So when he reached down to pull the second towel from the top, the momentum from pulling the towel pushed the towel on top up towards the lady. You can see that he has another towel in his hand... and uses it to wipe himself down before giving his wife and two daughters kisses.
    Kobe was in a bad mood because of making only 3 of 10 free throws.

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