Kings' rookie strikes back with dog food and soy sauce

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Donté Greene, you dead, dawg.

After the Sacramento Kings' rookie's car was the latest to be filled with popcorn for failing to execute his first-year pastry-buyin' duties, Greene vowed revenge in an interview with The Bee's Melody Gutierrez. Well, yesterday, Greene reached deep into his refrigerator and did just that.

Sam Amick of The Bee breaks down the colorful picture to your right:

Against his better judgment or NBA credo, Greene retaliated Thursday by dousing the outside of [Bobby] Jackson's white Mercedes with a mixture of dog food, soy sauce and condiments that sent a stench emanating from the car and sent Jackson into a locker room rant not likely to go unresolved.

Dumb, dumb, dumb.

Tom Ziller knows how this ends:

Memorial services for Donté will be held Saturday. In lieu of flowers, please donate paper towels to the Donté Greene Memorial Stupid Rookie Mistakes Foundation, c/o Bobby Jackson, 1 Arco Arena Drive, Sacramento CA.

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1. Posted by zolanipetelo Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:01 pm EDT
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sweet
2. Posted by Rob_Fitz Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT
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How are dog food and soy sauce even related? At least be funny if you're going to go against all the rules and play pranks as a rookie.
3. Posted by zacdavis55 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT
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i think they made someone made. i dont know why but i just do.
4. Posted by tupark82 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:23 pm EDT
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wat is bobby jackson gonna do anyway
5. Posted by curtis Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:18 pm EDT
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I like the cut of Greene's jib. I don't like hazing, especially when it has little to do with on-court activities. Can't Bobby Jackson get his own danish, bear claw or whatever?
And between the dog food and soy sauce there's a bad/offensive Chinese food joke to made.
6. Posted by Matt M Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:13 pm EDT
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Ah, "You dead, dawg" never fails to make me chuckle.
7. Posted by DeDe Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:40 pm EDT
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Dog food and soy sauce? Really? That's your retaliation for popcorn? I would've thought confetti, maybe something like marshmallows if you wanted food, but dog food and soy sauce? Yeah, I'd kick your a$$ for that and I don't even drive a Mercedes.
8. Posted by curtis Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:18 pm EDT
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It is far easier to clean Jackson's car of the soy sauce. All he has to do is go through a car wash.
Depending on how deliciously buttery the popcorn in Greene's car was, the interior may have been completely ruined. It'd be worse than having someone in Jheri curl just shake their greasy, soul glow hair all up inside the vehicle.
9. Posted by The Coffee Machine Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:55 pm EDT
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That car is probably worth twice Greene's Escalade and maybe 1/3 of his annual salary. Should have chose Beno's Yugo instead...
10. Posted by Ed E Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:47 pm EDT
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Nice one.
Look out though, Bobby Jackson might knock you in the back of your thighs with his stroke cane...he's 74, ya know?
11. Posted by Half man Half Amazing All Phenomenal Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:10 pm EDT
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You people call that a "prank"? wow how stupid..
12. Posted by griz Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT
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Go Spurs!!!
13. Posted by Victoria Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:55 pm EDT
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"...the cut of Greene's jib." LOL! I love it Curtis!
14. Posted by Jonathan A Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:40 pm EDT
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Wow!!!!
That's gonna be easier to clean then the Popcorn INSIDE the car anyway!
15. Posted by CarolynG Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:50 pm EDT
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Very, Very stupid, ............ Why don't you get a life.....
16. Posted by Ole Miss 1 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:09 pm EDT
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isnt bobby jackson like freaking a 100
17. Posted by steven c Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:01 pm EDT
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haha hilarous if your gonna dish you gotta take it aswell. jackson getting mad had nothing to do with a rookie playing a prank he got him and he was pissed if you gonna dish it you gotta take it aswell.
18. Posted by who_dey Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:11 pm EDT
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Well, the Kings may suck, but at least their off court antics are entertaining... I hope Blake Griffin has a good sense of humor when plays for Sacramento next year.
19. Posted by lostinfresno Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:57 pm EDT
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Poor Jackson big deal he'll have to get his car detailed. he's a freakin miliionaire. Shouldn't have messed with my boy from the "cuse
20. Posted by Ericka W Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:16 pm EDT
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Filling someone's car with popcorn takes some creativity and skill. Dousing someone's car with soy sauce is just vandalism. I like the marshmallow idea...............if you're going to indulge in childish games get creative! Use your noodle!
21. Posted by dicky mcdickface Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:44 pm EDT
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i would have put a flaming bag of dog doo infront of his locker.
22. Posted by Free Candy Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:10 pm EDT
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Great prank, I guess, not sure if you really can call it a prank, the popcorn inside the car is worse than that...once we put a kids car up on blocks during school and hid the tires around the school...That was a good one...
23. Posted by Roberto S Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT
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They need to stop pulling stupid pranks, and start worring about the rest of the season. They're not getting payed millions of dollars to pull pranks. They're getting payed to play basketball. It shows that their more worried more about the pranks than the game, it shows with te resolts of this season.
24. Posted by Zak Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:43 pm EDT
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I think he should have gone the extra mile and put the car up on blocks as well
25. Posted by yaseen Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:55 pm EDT
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your gay billy bwahahaha