March 13, 2009
Donté Greene, you dead, dawg.
After the Sacramento Kings' rookie's car was the latest to be filled with popcorn for failing to execute his first-year pastry-buyin' duties, Greene vowed revenge in an interview with The Bee's Melody Gutierrez. Well, yesterday, Greene reached deep into his refrigerator and did just that.
Sam Amick of The Bee breaks down the colorful picture to your right:
Against his better judgment or NBA credo, Greene retaliated Thursday by dousing the outside of [Bobby] Jackson's white Mercedes with a mixture of dog food, soy sauce and condiments that sent a stench emanating from the car and sent Jackson into a locker room rant not likely to go unresolved.
Dumb, dumb, dumb.
Memorial services for Donté will be held Saturday. In lieu of flowers, please donate paper towels to the Donté Greene Memorial Stupid Rookie Mistakes Foundation, c/o Bobby Jackson, 1 Arco Arena Drive, Sacramento CA.