December 12, 2009
A man in Los Angeles is recovering after being attacked by a Minnesota Timber Wolf on Friday night.
Fisher said the Wolf bit his soul.
"He was a young, healthy one," Fisher told make-believe reporters. "The locals call him Corey Brewer(notes). He was just a hungry, hungry Wolf that was doing what he had to do to dunk the basketball and I just reacted, thank God, the way I did and survived it."
"I just pray I don't have rabies."
Dunk of the year? You tell me, sweet world.