Ball Don't Lie - NBA

Hey, do you have a spare $20 million? I'm sure you do, considering most people just have that kind of money hiding in their couch. But if you don't, maybe get your men's league team to pool some money together because you are not going to want to miss this outstanding Craigslist deal.

For a limited time only, you can have your own, gently used Joe Johnson.

See Joe, this is what happens when you say you "could care less" if your fans show up. They put you on Craigslist like a used bookshelf, and not just because you got mixed up with the "could/couldn't care less" thing.

But really, it's been a tough postseason for Joe John. The Hawks went seven games against a team missing their best player, then got swept out of the playoffs, all while losing three home playoff games — almost half the total Atlanta lost in Phillips Arena during the entire regular season. Plus, Joe's playoff numbers fell off drastically from the regular season when he should be carrying the team.

Of course, in a month and a half, Joe willl be signing his name to a $100 million contract, and some unlucky Craigslist buyer is going to be wondering when his shooting guard is getting delivered.

(h/t Steeebo)

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