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If diabolical D-League mascot Nightmare Ant already occupies most of your waking thoughts — or worse, threatens you via his PG-13 Twitter feed — you absolutely, positively should NOT watch this video. It'll only make things worst. Trust me. Splash some water on your face, chug a Red Bull ... do whatever you need to do to not fall asleep, because, as we all know, that's when The Ant is at his most dangerous — infiltratin' your dreams, dancin' all over your nightmares. Goodbye, sweet world.

Whoa, wait a minute — what the flip was Nightmare Ant doing in jeans? Levis aren't scary, are they?

(via Jeff Potter's Mad Ants President's Blog, tipped by Matt Moore)

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  1. hockeysoccernj
    1. Posted by hockeysoccernj Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    I always wondered what Jon Heder would look like as an ant on juice while performing his Napoleon Dynamite dance.
  2. ill Da Grouch
    2. Posted by ill Da Grouch Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:49 pm EDT

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    wow skeets, ur up late!! that ant must got you shook
  3. Devine
    3. Posted by Devine Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    this thing is blowing my mind oh my god
  4. Jamie Mottram
    4. Posted by Jamie Mottram Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:28 pm EDT

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    This video is so more fun if you look at Skeets on the right-hand side of the page while watching it.
  5. CTC
    5. Posted by CTC Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:36 pm EDT

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    This syncs up perfectly with Lou Reed's "Busload Of Faith."
  6. ChuckV
    6. Posted by ChuckV Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:16 pm EDT

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    Levis aren't scary, are they?
    The Palin family begs to differ
  7. Thrasher8
    7. Posted by Thrasher8 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:37 pm EDT

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    The Levis are scary - I am afraid of all Jews.
  8. KDubbs
    8. Posted by KDubbs Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:48 pm EDT

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    Gotta LOVE Jamiroquai!!!
  9. A Yahoo! User
    9. Posted by A Yahoo! User Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:39 pm EDT

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    the ant...is dancing.
    that...
    is so...
    AWESOME!!!!

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