Wed Sep 10 12:10am EDT
If diabolical D-League mascot Nightmare Ant already occupies most of your waking thoughts — or worse, threatens you via his PG-13 Twitter feed — you absolutely, positively should NOT watch this video. It'll only make things worst. Trust me. Splash some water on your face, chug a Red Bull ... do whatever you need to do to not fall asleep, because, as we all know, that's when The Ant is at his most dangerous — infiltratin' your dreams, dancin' all over your nightmares. Goodbye, sweet world.
Whoa, wait a minute — what the flip was Nightmare Ant doing in jeans? Levis aren't scary, are they?