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Toronto at Denver

This could truly be a fun one.

Sure, the Keon Clark Cup (sorry, Kevin Willis) could get ugly, but I'm more interested in two teams trying to establish themselves amongst the muck of their respective conferences.

(As they had to, about this time, seven years ago. And you've guessed correctly; because if nostalgia is a carrot, then for some reason, my carrot's been deep fried and served with bleu cheese. I can't lay off.)

Here's what's current: Chauncey Billups' slow offensive start with Denver has still left him with a 22 PER, and his defense and leadership is as Billups-y as ever. Chris Bosh is everyone's favorite non-MVP MVP candidate, killing while still ... channel 752! Wade just tossed in a lefty scoop!

(Did you see what was happening in Wizards/Cavs? LeBron has 32/9/9 just shooting with his left hand, passing with his right foot, and rebounding with his eyes! And it's the third quarter!)

OK, so, Chris Bosh is a step short, in relative terms. He isn't quite on their level. That doesn't mean he isn't blowing us away, and that certainly doesn't mean the Raptors don't have potential. No big man has been a better watch this year, and that includes Amare Stoudemire.

The Nuggets? They'll just mess you up. They walk it up, now. Kenyon Martin will shove you when the referees turn away to send the foul call to the scorer's table, and J.R. Smith's tattoos are on Dita Von Teese's bucket list.

(Yes, I had to Yahoo! search Dita's correct spelling, and I'm going to try to squeeze that image search into my expense reports next month. Damages you wouldn't believe, Mr. Irreverent ...)

Seriously? This should be a fantastic game. Two squads with a bunch to figure out (in spite of the consistent winning from one end, and the consistent mediocrity from another) who tend to smack of up-tempo teams but prefer to be patient with things.

(Or, not. It could be a blowout. The Nuggets have won 67 percent of their 18 games. How badly have we underestimated Chauncey Billups?)

Denver Nuggets: 12-6, 94.4 possessions per game (6th-most in the NBA), 106 points scored per 100 possessions (16th), 103.2 points allowed per 100 possessions (9th). Love Spreads.

Toronto Raptors: 8-8, 90.8 possessions per game (21st), 106.6 points scored per 100 possessions (14th), 108.4 points scored per 100 possessions (24th). I Wanna Be Adored.

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  1. Fuller, Go easy on the Pepsi!
    1. Posted by Fuller, Go easy on the Pepsi! Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:46 pm EDT

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    That guy looks like he could be Ronnie Brewers dad.
    http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/4142
  2. NBA Noise
    2. Posted by NBA Noise Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:45 pm EDT

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    BRILLIANT... I love me some Keon Clark - you don't even know!
  3. mcwelk
    3. Posted by mcwelk Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:14 pm EDT

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    The Keon Clark Bong is Utah @ Sacramento.
  4. Mins
    4. Posted by Mins Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:32 pm EDT

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    Keon Clark... that guy was skinnier than Sarah Jessica Parker.
    I just hope my Raptors can learn to play some defense soon. I mean somewhere somehow, seriously, go to a seminar, just do something.
    http://twentyfifthhour.wordpress.com/
  5. goathair
    5. Posted by goathair Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:10 pm EDT

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    I was totally born in the same town as Keon Clark.
  6. George
    6. Posted by George Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    I was totally born on the same planet as Keon Clark
  7. J.E. Skeets
    7. Posted by J.E. Skeets Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:33 pm EDT

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    Odd. I don't remember the "Keon Clark Cup" in Mario Kart 64 ...
  8. Brandon G- Talkhoops.net
    8. Posted by Brandon G- Talkhoops.net Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    I think you're really grabbin at straws on this one KD. Portland at New York is the game of the night for sheer scoring. Followed closely by Philly in Chi town after their game on Sunday.
    We used to chant Ally McBeal during Kings games, so Adelman would put in Keon Clark.
  9. Brandon G- Talkhoops.net
    9. Posted by Brandon G- Talkhoops.net Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    Yeah Skeets that's the one where Bowser gets baked and eats Funyons instead of driving his kart, Wario got a DUI and Luigi's license got suspended
  10. VladBoss
    10. Posted by VladBoss Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:54 pm EDT

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    ATT: Kelly Dwyer ...
    It has to be about 3 years since I last heard the name "Keon Clark"!!!
    Next to Mo P, Clark has always been one of my favorite Raptors. Can you dig up some dirt and tell me what happened to him and what he's up to these days??
    The Raptors should bring him back and make him the new mascot, dress him up like a tree!!
  11. Devine
    11. Posted by Devine Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    "Sure, the Keon Clark Cup (sorry, Kevin Willis) could get ugly"
    Kelly Dwyer's mot juste, FTW.
  12. Andrew K
    12. Posted by Andrew K Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:23 pm EDT

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    It's halftime, and it's already a blowout. Another great call, KD.
  13. Victor K
    13. Posted by Victor K Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:37 pm EDT

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    They should call him "Shaq-a-crack" Because thats what Shaq would look like on crack....
  14. Gbdup
    14. Posted by Gbdup Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:40 pm EDT

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    in refrence to how you said the clippers suck, when I saw the spread of the clippers mavs game i thought 11? they are about compareable teams and they lost by 2. with camby in the middle pulling down 15 boards instead of a over paid oger chris kaman not even good, they have good players in every position that put up 20 pts a game. i think they can challenge dallas for the 8th playoff spot with their improved team.
  15. LG
    15. Posted by LG Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:53 pm EDT

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    Chauncey was +48 in this game. It's gotta be the record for the season right?
  16. T
    16. Posted by T Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:04 pm EDT

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    how many blowouts have you made us pay attention to, kd?
  17. yeoman l
    17. Posted by yeoman l Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:16 pm EDT

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    lol they should cut this blog off, howevere fun it is to read. so inaccurate and pathetic hehe
  18. bong
    18. Posted by bong Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    Clippers for the 8th playoff spot in the West? at 3-14? Get real, Gbdup.

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