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Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:40 am EDT

GTAS comics: Being 'The_Real_Shaq'

By Garbage Time All-Stars


Garbage Time All-Stars is by Josh Frankel and Mark Haven Britt: two cartoonists, illustrators and basketball fans. GTAS post a new NBA comic on Ball Don't Lie every week, but for more wit and drawings check out garbagetimeallstars.com. Also, you can buy Britt's critically-acclaimed graphic novel, Full Color, at Amazon.

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  1. Comon
    1. Posted by Comon Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:09 pm EDT

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    best one yet
  2. Frank C.
    2. Posted by Frank C. Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:59 pm EDT

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    Pau Gasol: A marshmallow dipped in hair is the funniest thing I've heard since Grocery List.
    These guys are outstanding.
  3. Anton
    3. Posted by Anton Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:48 pm EDT

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    That Gasol crack was awesome. LOL.
  4. BEN LEE
    4. Posted by BEN LEE Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:05 pm EDT

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    it's the shaq man... he is really the BIG NASTY!
  5. J.E. Skeets
    5. Posted by J.E. Skeets Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:33 pm EDT

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    The "staying up late makin more genius while u sleep" tweet is so perfect it's scary.
  6. DeDe
    6. Posted by DeDe Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:40 pm EDT

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    "marshmallow dipped in hair" --- hahahaha.
  7. BEN LEE
    7. Posted by BEN LEE Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:05 pm EDT

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    Shaq was really damn dominant in his time.... and he's a damn good entertainer...
  8. meong
    8. Posted by meong Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:17 pm EDT

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    Brook Lopez: The Brooke Shields of big men. Lol.
  9. Envigado
    9. Posted by Envigado Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:24 pm EDT

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    ESPN (for whatever they're worth) is saying this morning that Shaq wants out of PHX? Has there ever been a more ridiculously ill-timed trade request in sports history? A month after the deadline, a week after calling out a "frontrunner", and a day after crashing out of the playoff race... pure class.
  10. David Noel Fan Club
    10. Posted by David Noel Fan Club Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:26 pm EDT

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    I went to RichFriends and got screwed. And not in the good way.
  11. Mike L.
    11. Posted by Mike L. Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:17 pm EDT

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    GTAS: It's Where Amusing Happens
    Well-played, gentlemen. Well-played.
  12. Anton
    12. Posted by Anton Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:48 pm EDT

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    Envigado - that is hard to believe. Shaq is due 20 mil - why would he leave. He is basically waiting out his contract money. Unless Kobe wins it all this year, Shaq won't care.
  13. Coley
    13. Posted by Coley Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:32 pm EDT

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    Pau Gasol "I don't worry about marshmallows dipped in hair" is easily the most hilarious and Shaq-tastic thing I have ever heard. Comparing him to a bird also would have been acceptable.
  14. Rick
    14. Posted by Rick Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:24 pm EDT

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    Shaq is a ballbag......... go lakers
  15. roger c
    15. Posted by roger c Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:49 pm EDT

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    its all about the big cactus. keep rockin' shaqfu
  16. Denver Sports Junkie
    16. Posted by Denver Sports Junkie Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:44 pm EDT

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    Great. I love the ShaqFu T-shirt, yeah I had that game.
  17. Spiderbandit88 - Read the Blogs, Not the Comments
    17. Posted by Spiderbandit88 - Read the Blogs, Not the Comments Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:08 pm EDT

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    Vitamin Gravy??? lmao
  18. Tito
    18. Posted by Tito Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:09 pm EDT

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    Holy hell.....that was defnitely the best one. The Brook Lopez and Pau lines were epic!
  19. Travis
    19. Posted by Travis Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:13 pm EDT

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    I'd rather have Lopez in the middle than Shaq this year.
  20. MAX_IN_MISSOURI
    20. Posted by MAX_IN_MISSOURI Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:07 pm EDT

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    haha awesome! I agree, best one yet.....
    And no, its not time for Shaq to retire....bite your tongue Crest
  21. oLLie BoomBayay
    21. Posted by oLLie BoomBayay Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:44 pm EDT

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    Where's the obligatory Suns diss from the GTAS closet Spurs fans? The Gasol crack is funny.
  22. SJ
    22. Posted by SJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:00 pm EDT

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    right u want Lopez in middle because you want him to foul at 3 seconds and push us over the foul limit within first few minutes right??
  23. Denise W
    23. Posted by Denise W Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    Hey, I happened to like Steve Nash, so don't diss him
  24. bigalshouseoflove
    24. Posted by bigalshouseoflove Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:06 pm EDT

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    Classic
  25. bigalshouseoflove
    25. Posted by bigalshouseoflove Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:06 pm EDT

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    Shaq is a monster, but his PRIME is long gone. He does, however, have a RING post-KOBE...

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