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Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:20 pm EST

GTAS comics: All hail King James!

By Garbage Time All-Stars


Garbage Time All-Stars is by Josh Frankel and Mark Haven Britt: two cartoonists, illustrators and basketball fans. GTAS post a new NBA comic on Ball Don't Lie every week, but for more wit and drawings check out garbagetimeallstars.com. Also, you can buy Britt's critically-acclaimed graphic novel, Full Color, at Amazon.

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  1. Your Daddy
    1. Posted by Your Daddy Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:23 pm EDT

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    It is wrong for you to keep posting this BS on every blog
  2. Rmcc2008
    2. Posted by Rmcc2008 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:42 pm EDT

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    oh man, this is brilliant!
  3. the REAL Headless Chicken
    3. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    Go see the celtics slump prediction over at garbagetimeallstars.com that's evenly brilliant.
  4. Andrew K
    4. Posted by Andrew K Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:23 pm EDT

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    Brilliant!
  5. Dios N
    5. Posted by Dios N Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:43 pm EDT

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    Best costume ever!
  6. C O
    6. Posted by C O Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:27 pm EDT

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    I remember reading something about King James early in his career. That he was actually all about his numbers behind the scenes. That he acted selfless when speaking to reporters. That he actually is the type of guy who looks at his numbers and says "How come I didn't have a triple-double?"
    Is this just hearsay? I remember reading about it somewhere! It may not be true, but there has to be some truth to King James being a little into himself.
    He has to be.
    Not that that's a bad thing....I'm just saying.
  7. Odenized
    7. Posted by Odenized Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:57 pm EDT

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    yes, an absolutely brilliant post once again! i loved the thought-provoker about ego toward the end. call me slow on the lbj uptake, but what was the significance of the snake outfit?
  8. The Gate To The Groin For Yannick Bertrand
    8. Posted by The Gate To The Groin For Yannick Bertrand Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT

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    "Lebron saves mesh from rough edges of ball by hitting nothing but rim"
    -Last night'ed
  9. shesaidshewas18
    9. Posted by shesaidshewas18 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:52 pm EDT

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    not bad.
  10. Chris T
    10. Posted by Chris T Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    lol best GTAS yet.
  11. rickshim2003
    11. Posted by rickshim2003 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:40 pm EDT

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    ~*king james*~
  12. dh
    12. Posted by dh Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:48 pm EDT

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    rediculious totaly rediculious, king yeh right, he'll choke in the finals again aginst the spurs ,and still wont have won anything and yea the spurs not the lakers, and im a detroit fan, spurs arent done yet.
  13. pete k
    13. Posted by pete k Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:07 pm EDT

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    very funny and really awesome with the retro characters. i guess some of the young kids have no clue who serpentor and dr mindbender are! i didnt know GTAS (who i like very much) were lebron haters...interesting.
  14. David K
    14. Posted by David K Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:51 pm EDT

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    Next I would like to see a comic strip from these two gentlemen depicting how Kobe dishes out the cash to escape the rape.
  15. Blamba
    15. Posted by Blamba Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:35 pm EDT

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    lebron such an opportunist. he wants all the media's attention now. such a silly player. he sucked.
  16. King
    16. Posted by King Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:51 pm EDT

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    lebron james is really a ballhogging egomaniac. He always look at his numbers. He thinks he is the best and wants all the attention. Such a [profane].
  17. Victor A
    17. Posted by Victor A Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:32 pm EDT

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    Who the hell declared James King while the emperor Kobe is still breathing and standing? Kobe should have sued the resort hotel for allowing their lowly employees to enter a guest's private room. That opportunist slut was still wearing her 4 nights old soiled panties while entering a married man's room. I hardly call that rape! She was a pig looking for a fast buck, and you idiots come to her defense? If I am ever in trouble, I certainly don't want you lilly-pure asses on the jury. Kobe is the greatest, as, are the Los Angeles Lakers. I believe Magic Jojnson is probably the greatest of all time, but what would Kobe do with Magic's supporting cast?? And Kobe still has a lot to do, and he will do it!! And I get a lot of satisfaction in the knowledge that Kobe is hated by so many jealous idiots, it just proves his greatness.
  18. Victor A
    18. Posted by Victor A Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:32 pm EDT

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    who the hell declared james king while the emperor kobe is still breathing and standing? kobe should have sued the resort hotel for allowing their lowly employees to enter a guest's private room. that opportunist slut was still wearing her 4 nights old soiled panties while entering a married man's room. i hardly call that rape! she was a pig looking for a fast buck, and you idiots come to her defense? if i am ever in trouble, i certainly don't want you lilly-pure asses on the jury. kobe is the greatest, as, are the los angeles lakers. i believe magic jojnson is probably the greatest of all time, but what would kobe do with magic's supporting cast?? and kobe still has a lot to do, and he will do it!! and i get a lot of satisfaction in the knowledge that kobe is hated by so many jealous idiots, it just proves his greatness.
  19. David K
    19. Posted by David K Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:51 pm EDT

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    Hey Victor...the man settled out of court...my..now what could that mean ..lmfaorotfl...your boy is a dirtball pimp...and f'ing lucky it wasnt my daughter
  20. DustinAe
    20. Posted by DustinAe Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:46 pm EDT

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    #19 - im glad that you dont take basketball too serious.
    The fact that you would stand up for a rapist just because he can play basketball.
    guess what, if i took 60 shots a game id sore 30 points too.
    That is - when he isnt choking in the finals against a team with real heart.
    Everything you say about LeBron is double true about Kobe.
    EGO EGO EGO
    talk about buying into the hype.
  21. DustinAe
    21. Posted by DustinAe Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:46 pm EDT

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    and only Kobe would ever refer to himself as emperor.
    you on the payroll?
  22. Lucic Crew
    22. Posted by Lucic Crew Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:44 pm EDT

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    For all you Laker fans.. If Pau's hair gets any longer, he'll have to join the cast of "Gossip Girls"...How smart can the Lakers be when they're paying Andrew Bynum more than the Dodgers offered Manny Ramirez?And they may lose their young female demographic if Luke Walton doesn't get more face time.I tried Kobe's shoes, the KB 24's, and they hurt my feet. Also,Lamar's erratic jumper is still a threat to rims in 30 cities. Lets straighten one thing out, LA's defense may dominate lesser teams, but in no way is championship calibrated. So Laker fans enjoy your winning season yes, but I'm not going to say "I told you so" when you come up short yet again. GO CELTICS!!!! #1
  23. CavsFan
    23. Posted by CavsFan Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:07 pm EDT

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    lakers fans, monday ITS ON, were coming to town and his royal highness king james will dominate kobe, he will dunk on kobe all night long and get a triple double.
    and for those fools who say hes a ballhog, IF HES A HOG HOW THE HELL DOES HE GET SO MANY ASSISTS, most of his assists he could score that play, he doesnt pass out of necessity everytime, he gets like 8 assists a game, 6 of those he coulda easily scored himself if he was selfish, 2009 is our year baby, we goin all the way to the finals and beating the lakers 4-0
  24. peja
    24. Posted by peja Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:50 pm EDT

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    wow.. nice comic skit.. haha.. good job to the ones who made it. MJ23 forever, can shoot with the toughest defenses every team gives him especially before when the NBA are not fond of calling stupid handcheck fouls
  25. AlexisL
    25. Posted by AlexisL Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:19 pm EDT

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    that wasnt funny....at all

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