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Wed May 13, 2009 11:05 am EDT

DiCaprio channels Kyle Korver defense, avoids Rocket knee

By J.E. Skeets


Don't worry, Leo. Sources tell me that our All-Mighty Courtside Protector — and Magic fan — Ernest Provetti has sent an email to the NBA league office complaining about this reckless Rockets play. We all know Brent Barry(notes) conducted himself like a "raging animal", with absolutely no regard for celebrities' personal safety, and he will be punished for it!

Also, Leo, Kyle Korver(notes) wants to know if you'll play him in his biopic. You available? What about Bacon?


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  1. CB
    1. Posted by CB Wed May 13, 2009 11:16 am EDT

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    Dont be dissin Kyle Korver. He went to Creighton which is my home town of Omaha, Nebraska.. I use to ball with him up in the "old gym" on campus.
  2. bong
    2. Posted by bong Wed May 13, 2009 11:18 am EDT

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    Leo's cap catapulted into the air! that SICK ANIMAL!
  3. bong
    3. Posted by bong Wed May 13, 2009 11:19 am EDT

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    man, i thought Ashton Kutcher was playing Kyle Korver?
  4. atikiN
    4. Posted by atikiN Wed May 13, 2009 11:30 am EDT

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    Wow CB, you're so cool!
  5. Jaime A.
    5. Posted by Jaime A. Wed May 13, 2009 11:34 am EDT

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    Bacon: Great! Now I am only 6 dregrees from Mutombo!
  6. daVols
    6. Posted by daVols Wed May 13, 2009 11:36 am EDT

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    thsi photo of kyle korver needs to get into the public eyes so this pansy never plays on minute of basketball again in his life... what a woman!
  7. the Guy
    7. Posted by the Guy Wed May 13, 2009 11:42 am EDT

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    the only thing funnier than that picture of DiCaprio is that picture of Korver... I can almost hear the shrieking whine... awesome
  8. phillies1993
    8. Posted by phillies1993 Wed May 13, 2009 11:57 am EDT

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    is leo wearing a URI hat?
  9. kobesneyeg
    9. Posted by kobesneyeg Wed May 13, 2009 12:01 pm EDT

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    Yeah me too I used to ball with Korver also, he would come over to my house and we would watch the Parent Trap like 8 times a week and drink juice boxes. I am so cool and not at all a complete douche.
  10. andrewt
    10. Posted by andrewt Wed May 13, 2009 12:02 pm EDT

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    Is that Keven Bacon next to Leo? Cool! Kyle Korver...either he is a total panzy or he is about to "superman that OHHHHH".
  11. Brandon G- Talkhoops.net
    11. Posted by Brandon G- Talkhoops.net Wed May 13, 2009 12:03 pm EDT

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    Look how nonchalant Bacon is in that picture. Showing Leo that you have to act like you've been there before. Jimmy Dolan Shake & Bake strikes again.
  12. CB
    12. Posted by CB Wed May 13, 2009 12:20 pm EDT

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    yea thanks guys for noticing my coolness. I try to stay hip and down.
  13. Rise With Us
    13. Posted by Rise With Us Wed May 13, 2009 12:22 pm EDT

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    Good thing he didnt get hit, he would have demanded an apology. Oh wait, look at that. Hes smart enough to GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!
    That picture of Korver is hilarious!!! What kind of D are they teaching in Utah?? Duck & cover D? LOL!
  14. Steve
    14. Posted by Steve Wed May 13, 2009 12:28 pm EDT

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    why does kevin bacon have a vagina growing on the side of his neck?
  15. Nick1
    15. Posted by Nick1 Wed May 13, 2009 12:29 pm EDT

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    six degrees of kevin bacon('s chins)
  16. andrew
    16. Posted by andrew Wed May 13, 2009 12:58 pm EDT

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    no way, he would played by the caveman guy from the geico commercials.
  17. Andrew K
    17. Posted by Andrew K Wed May 13, 2009 2:04 pm EDT

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    Lol
  18. meong
    18. Posted by meong Thu May 14, 2009 11:26 pm EDT

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    eeeeeek!

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