Fri Aug 21 03:30pm EDT
I'm having way too much fun digging through the SI Vault. First, a photo of Rick Barry taking a bubble bath in his creepy house of mirrors; next, Phil Jackson, sans undershirt, striking a Baywatch-calendar pose on some beach. Has Ball Don't Lie ever been sexier? I think not. Best caption wins a dip in the ocean. GL.
After the jump, Dirk meets Dirk.
(on the phone) "Hello papa. Ya, it looks awesome. They put me right in between the A-team's Dirk Benedict and 'Boogie Nights' star Dirk Diggler. No, no IT is pointing the other way. It's not touching my statue in anyway but I do think it may be distracting to anyone trying to enjoy the Dirkster."
"It looks just like me. Right down to the 'Best Friends' tramp-stamp that Steve and I both got in Cabo in '03."