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Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:50 pm EDT

Create-a-caption: Whack-A-Beasley

By J.E. Skeets

Michael Beasley scored 16 points in his preseason debut on Sunday, dropping 13 in the third Q, but Rodney Stuckey and the Pistons ruined his fun by topping the Heat 95-91 in overtime. Beasley couldn't bare to watch. Best caption wins a small stuffed animal, which can be traded up for a larger stuffed animal should you win Tuesday's CaC contest. That, or two tickets to see Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. Your choice. Good luck.


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  1. killa
    1. Posted by killa Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:40 pm EDT

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    TO-TO: Ruff Ruff
    Dorthy(AKA BEASLEY) : I Dont Think This Is Kansas Anymore
  2. the REAL Headless Chicken
    2. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    Uhm, Michael, there's ... there's a ... there's a reaching out of your sleeve and for your head and I have the feeling it is not yours. This is not even your arm. This is not... Mike, this is ... not ... funny.
  3. the REAL Headless Chicken
    3. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    uhm, michael, there's ... there's a ... there's a reaching out of your sleeve and for your head and i have the feeling it is not yours. this is not even your arm. this is not... mike, this is ... not ... funny.
  4. the REAL Headless Chicken
    4. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    Oh. Thanks Yahoo!
  5. the REAL Headless Chicken
    5. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    "We lost. I'm broken. Literally. See?"
  6. nathan h
    6. Posted by nathan h Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:37 pm EDT

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    Assistant coach: Good game Mike, but are you alright?
    Beasley: Yeah, I'm fine. Why?
    Coach: Well your eyes are bloodshot and half open, and you grabbed the ball boy's warmup shirt.
    Beasley: Hmm, it does seem a little small. Jeez, I have the munchies. Yo Mario, do you have any more of those brownies from earlier?
  7. NativeSun
    7. Posted by NativeSun Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:44 pm EDT

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    "Rasheed told me that I could hot box my jersey. But it works soooo much better with my warm-up top."
  8. Unsilent Majority
    8. Posted by Unsilent Majority Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:16 pm EDT

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    -Are you high?
    -I'm not not high.
  9. Mask Marval
    9. Posted by Mask Marval Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:26 pm EDT

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    Mommie? they not playing fair...
  10. Phantom Balls of Earl
    10. Posted by Phantom Balls of Earl Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:50 pm EDT

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    BEASLEY: "Hey, assistant coach, look what I'm going as for Halloween this year - Crazy No Head Guy! Hey, I'm Crazy No Head Guy, give me some candy!"
  11. Justin
    11. Posted by Justin Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:44 pm EDT

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    The birth of Miami's future.
  12. flash
    12. Posted by flash Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:34 pm EDT

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    Beasley: "Yo, imma make like a baby and head out."
  13. Chenbot
    13. Posted by Chenbot Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:56 pm EDT

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    Beasley adds 15 pounds of muscle in the offseason, all of it in his trapezii.
  14. Clint
    14. Posted by Clint Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:27 pm EDT

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    "So he lit it up in the room, and I was like, 'nonono,' and pulled my shirts up like this!"
  15. dmanlian
    15. Posted by dmanlian Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:45 pm EDT

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    Assistant coach: "take a long whiff of that one michael, this loss doesn't smell much worse than that"
  16. yep
    16. Posted by yep Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    Hey Coach, in order for this to work you need to have a longer arm, so my mouth can make it out. Then, I will really be able to entertain, like every good puppet!
  17. HC
    17. Posted by HC Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:49 pm EDT

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    "That's a pretty good chia pet, Mike, but have you seen Riley's pet rock impression? There's a reason he's in charge around here."
  18. colin.
    18. Posted by colin. Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:37 pm EDT

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    Michael Beasley tries to dodge the inevitable rush of media attention after being seen with B-REAL of cypress hill.
    (I know it's not him, but you have to admit he's a poor man's)
  19. Eddie L
    19. Posted by Eddie L Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:52 pm EDT

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    Coach: Hey Mike, What the heck have u been doing today? You look different
    Beasley: Just kickin back man, watching That 70's Show, cooking mac n cheese, listening to Cypress Hill, taking bong hits
    Coach: Wait....WHAT? Can you repeat that last one...i think i misheard you
    BeaZ: Cypress Hill?
    Coach: No...after that
    BeaZ: Man you're trippin, i didn't say nothin after that, are you high or something?
    Coach: What?? NO...what kind of question is that?? You're the one who's high.
    BeaZ: Listen, What I do in the offseason and(or) regular season is not your problem
    Coach: Well that's illegal...
    Mike: LOL...Maybe for you
  20. The Devil
    20. Posted by The Devil Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:23 pm EDT

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    Coach: Hey Mike, is that smoke coming out of your shirt?
    Beasley: Huh, oh, uh, I don't know what you're talking about.
    Coach: Right there, a little puff of smoke coming out from under your shirt.
    Beasley: Coach, you crazy. Hey, did, um...did I play yet?
    Coach: No, why?
    Beasley: Cause I'm all sweaty, and um, like really hungry all of a sudden. Hey!
    Coach: Hey what?
    Beasley: What, what the heck is this?
    Coach: You mean your hair?
    Beasley: That's not my hair. I though I had a frohawk.
    Coach: No, that's your hair.
    Beasley: Stop lying to me. Who sent you? I need to...need to take a nap.
  21. mac
    21. Posted by mac Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    I come from lake peepeecaca
  22. bong
    22. Posted by bong Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    Beasley: "duuuh, Spongebob?"
  23. Ryan L
    23. Posted by Ryan L Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:43 pm EDT

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    "This isnt where i parked my car"
  24. VanHouten
    24. Posted by VanHouten Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:08 pm EDT

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    "So they start banging on the door, I put my head in my shirt like this, and viola, nobody sees me!"
  25. VanHouten
    25. Posted by VanHouten Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:08 pm EDT

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    "So they start banging on the door, I put my head in my shirt like this, and viola, nobody sees me!"

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