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Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:50 pm EDT

Create-a-caption: Tygray Allen

By J.E. Skeets

A staunch, levelheaded warrior, Tygray Allen is known as the ThunderCat architect and scientist. He is the one Lion-O often turns to as second-in-command and for counsel. He is gifted with "mind-power" — the ability to create life-like illusions in other people's minds — and he uses a whip-like bolas in combat. He also has a mean jumper. Confused? Click here. Then caption this LOLCeltic kitty, friends.

After the jump, Butler's giant friend.

Winner, indeedproceed:
Caron: "Yes, for the last time I understand the irony in that I drew the short straw and ended up with Gheorghe. But listen man, there ain't no irony in the physical challenge, and there ain't no irony in the obstacle course. Tuff Juice and the Ridiculous Romanian are taking the Celebrity Double Dare belt. Believe that."

Co-runner-up, Mark M.:
Gheorghe: "China is great. Everyone here thinks that I am related to Yao Ming(notes), I feel like a king, I love China"
Caron: "That's because you are 7-foot-7 and introducing yourself as Gheorghe Ming"
Gheorghe: "Yeah well, you are 6-foot-7 and introducing yourself as Caron Bryant"
Caron: "Touché"

Co-runner-up, SunToTheDeep:
"Shaq got a panda; I got a Gheorghe."

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  1. Beau
    1. Posted by Beau Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:24 pm EDT

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    Ray: I'm way more Sasha Fierce than KG.
  2. Ol' Leather Pumpkin
    2. Posted by Ol' Leather Pumpkin Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:29 pm EDT

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    Jesus Shuttlesworth embraces a little too much Coney Island.
  3. Beau
    3. Posted by Beau Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:37 pm EDT

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    (with Sylvester-esque speech impediment): "Sufferin' succotash!"
  4. Beau
    4. Posted by Beau Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:40 pm EDT

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    Ray (with Sylvester-esque speech impediment): "sufferin' succotash!!!!"
  5. kingbill
    5. Posted by kingbill Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:40 pm EDT

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    So I was doing meth with Rodman and he said I needed a new look...Meow
  6. Beau
    6. Posted by Beau Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:42 pm EDT

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    Skeets,
    I'll tell you in another life, when we're both cats.
    Toodles noodles,
    Ray
  7. Robert C
    7. Posted by Robert C Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:42 pm EDT

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    After a sleepover at Mike Tyson's house, Ray Allen decides to quit drinking.
  8. gaborik10m
    8. Posted by gaborik10m Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:48 pm EDT

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    Lately, people had been telling Ray he'd lost "the eye of the tiger" and the Celtics don't have a chance to win it all in 2009-'10. Ray responds by getting "the face of the tiger."
  9. Mark M.
    9. Posted by Mark M. Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:51 pm EDT

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    ....and Danny Ainge wonders why he can't find a team willing to trade for Ray Allen...
  10. Scott E
    10. Posted by Scott E Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:53 pm EDT

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    Tygray wins bets he can out-act Steven Seagal and William Shatner. That's him out-dueling Bill on the right.
  11. Tunacanpeen
    11. Posted by Tunacanpeen Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:28 pm EDT

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    Earlier in the day:
    Ray: Want to play the Cat game tonight?
    KG: Pierce got 6 but I think you can do better - how about 10?
    Ray: Starting right meow? [KG laughs]
    Random Defender: Sorry about the hand in your face Mr. Allen ...
    Ray: All right meow - here comes the three!
    [slips the screen scores the three]
    Foster: Hurry up meow or you're gonna get burned again!
    [KG ticks off two fingers]
    Random Defender: Sorry sir. [laughs self-ashamedly]
    Ray: Is there something funny here boy?
    Random Defender: Oh, no.
    Ray: Then why you laughing?[pause] All right meow, (3) where were we?
    KG: [snickers, holds up three fingers]
    ....
  12. J.E. Skeets
    12. Posted by J.E. Skeets Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:35 pm EDT

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    Beau wins. LMAO.
  13. goathair
    13. Posted by goathair Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:46 pm EDT

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    Judging by his severely wrinkled t-shirt, I bet his roommate, Vin Baker, painted this on him in his sleep. Then Ray woke up, threw on whatever shirt was closest and headed out the door. Not cool, Vin Baker.
  14. SunToTheDeep
    14. Posted by SunToTheDeep Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:18 pm EDT

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    Ray Allen, the cat with 9 lives... 18.3 PPG, 3.90 RPG, and 2.6 APG...very rare indeed.
  15. Jordo
    15. Posted by Jordo Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:32 pm EDT

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    Gay
  16. Celts fan
    16. Posted by Celts fan Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    Inspired by the MVPuppet commercial where Kobe told LeBron he had to be HUNGRY, Ray Allen took it to a whole nutha level.
  17. TGkyuubi
    17. Posted by TGkyuubi Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:55 pm EDT

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    With "Ubuntu" no longer having any effect on the teams morale and motivation, Doc Rivers opts for a different approach... producing a half-time all-Celtics version of the musical "Cats".
  18. I AM LEGEND
    18. Posted by I AM LEGEND Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:12 pm EDT

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    1. Ray-Ray's desperate attempt to get sponsorship from General Millls!
    2. Ray-Ray's bid to take over the job of "Tony the Tiger" cuz there grrrrrrrrrrrreeeaat!!!!
  19. BeeKay
    19. Posted by BeeKay Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:37 pm EDT

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    Ray Allen: (to the tune of Chris Rock's "Champagne") - Tiger Woods y'all, Tiger Woods y'all, it's all good y'all,
    Tiger Woods y'all.
  20. The X-man
    20. Posted by The X-man Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:45 pm EDT

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    It appears someone didn't get the memo about the Charlotte expansion team being named "Bobcats" and not "Tigers"
  21. The X-man
    21. Posted by The X-man Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:46 pm EDT

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    It appears someone didn't get the memo about the Charlotte expansion team being named "Bobcats"; and not "Tigers"
  22. Bibz
    22. Posted by Bibz Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:04 pm EDT

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    If Cheetara and Snarf had a love child this is exactly what i would have guessed the baby would look like.
  23. Bibz
    23. Posted by Bibz Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:23 pm EDT

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    When massaging your cat, use two hands to double your pleasure and double your fun.
  24. tres_equis_69
    24. Posted by tres_equis_69 Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:49 pm EDT

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    After a disappointing playoff loss to the Magic, I'm sure this isn't what KG meant when he said the Celtics needed to look fiercer next season.
  25. Ol' Leather Pumpkin
    25. Posted by Ol' Leather Pumpkin Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:24 pm EDT

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    Who's the best cat in the United States? It's you, Raymond Daymond. It's you.

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