August 06, 2010
Fabricio Oberto(notes) is huge; 6-foot-10, 245 pounds is big, no matter what. But somehow, he looks tiny next to Puerto Rico's Peter John Ramos. I guess being 7-foot-3 and 275 pounds will do that. And I thought I was uncomfortable on flights. At least they got the exit row. Best caption wins a new pair of legs. Good luck.
Winner, Kayz: "Event Planner: No, I'm pretty sure the best idea is for the guy with two free hands to wear the lavalier mic so he can hold the handheld mic for the guy with no free hands..."
Second runner-up, Cursor: "Shammond: Chris Bosh signed his tender. LeBron soon did too,
But the Heat weren't done as Big Z followed suit.
Pat Riley had pulled off the biggest free agent coup,
But Rajon wasn't convinced "You ain't done nothing foo."
So the Heat were now hated, but they were in heaven,
But it was all a big waste when they lost to Boston in seven.
Juwan: That's not how it's supposed to go."