Ball Don't Lie - NBA

Steve Nash and Mike D'Antoni hugs are never seven seconds or less. Never! Best caption/imaginary conversation wins a Showcase prize package consisting of a trip for two to the Bahamas, a fishing boat and some luggage you'll never use. Good luck, friends. And remember, have your Kemps spayed or neutered.

After the jump, Bill and Mike's excellent adventure.

Winner, Tito:

Bill: "I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm gonna say this again. Michael Jordan did not break my ankles. This was all the work of Kenneth Starr. He did not help defend the weak side D when he was supposed to. These allegations are false and I must now go back to work for the American people."

Runner-up, nathan h:
As a bit of foreshadowing, this photo is now symbolic of how people remember Scottie Pippen.

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