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Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:50 pm EDT

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Lakers forward Luke Walton(notes) and actor David Arquette celebrate L.A.'s 2009 NBA championship at Club Nokia last week in Cali. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins "The Best of Friends, Vol. 1-2." Good luck, Ross.


After the jump, Ron Artest, Megan Fox and some other guy.

Winner, It's Laker Nation:
Ron Artest(notes) is less excited about "Transformers 3," where a rocket transforms into a cavalier.

Co-runner-up, Matthew S:
Artest: "I'd fight every fan you have for you, Megan. Especially ones in Detroit."

Co-runner-up, Rise With Us:
Artest: "Hey, Megan, could you get Optimus to give me an autograph?!"
Fox: "You know he's not real, right?"
Artest: "... Hey, white dude, could you get Optimus to give me an autograph?"

And an evil hat-tip to Mayonegg.

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  1. jarred
    1. Posted by jarred Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:06 pm EDT

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    Hey Walton, Kobe passes me the ball more on the sideline that he does to you on the court!
  2. Greg W
    2. Posted by Greg W Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:31 pm EDT

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    "I'm tellin' ya, Luke. No one is going to even notice us. Not with the picture Skeets posted for the Suns' Mock Draft article. They'll just scroll right on past."
  3. Patrick Chewing
    3. Posted by Patrick Chewing Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:31 pm EDT

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    What's up ryan?!
  4. Tito
    4. Posted by Tito Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:36 pm EDT

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    Arquette: "Your championship ring means nothing to me. I'm a former WCW champion. You still can't come to my VIP party."
  5. Bibz
    5. Posted by Bibz Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:42 pm EDT

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    DA: Your championship run reminded me of my movie The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D. Do you remember the scene when Max first learns he has shark powers and for some reason learns to fly? Thats like you Luke. In these playoffs, you learned to fly.
    LW: (In his head:) Alright Luke you can do this. Keep smiling awkwardly while nodding your head. Its just like when Sasha talks to you. Its game time. We're not on the practice court no more.
    DA: So Luke, would you be interested in coming over and watching the extended version of Eight Legged Freaks at my house after the club with me?
    LW: (nods head again) Wait...what!?!?!
  6. Mike Honcho
    6. Posted by Mike Honcho Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:43 pm EDT

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    Arquette: "That's right, keep smiling ... Just remember that Madsen has three rings. And he's got better moves on the dance floor."
  7. alsterthedrummer
    7. Posted by alsterthedrummer Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:44 pm EDT

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    Walton, you're as relevant to the NBA as I am to Hollywood.
  8. bong
    8. Posted by bong Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:55 pm EDT

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    David: Yo Luke, did your poppa ever tell you to THROW IT DOWN, BIG MAN?
    Luke: No, but he does tell me I'm a disgrace to the family.
  9. Osmond N
    9. Posted by Osmond N Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:58 pm EDT

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    Rise with us should have won...
  10. Bell Curve
    10. Posted by Bell Curve Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:59 pm EDT

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    David Arquette and Luke Walton discuss the difficulties of having family members who are much more famous and talented then they are.
  11. Jason H
    11. Posted by Jason H Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:12 pm EDT

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    Moments after this picture was taken, Luke Walton punched David Arquette in the stomach and demanded eight dollars as a refund for "Ready to Rumble".
  12. icethonk
    12. Posted by icethonk Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:13 pm EDT

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    David Arquette "I'm yelling loud because this is a hip party. Isn't my wife hot? Annoyed yet Luke? Where's Bill? You covering the Bill for this thing?" Finally, Luke gets in a word "Shut up, you're hogging the spotlight more than Kobe. And why are we in Chuck E. Cheese?"
  13. Rise With Us
    13. Posted by Rise With Us Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:22 pm EDT

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    LOL #7 & #8!!!
    Thank you #9
  14. Rise With Us
    14. Posted by Rise With Us Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:24 pm EDT

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    DA: "Your ulgy just like your dad!!"
    LW: "Huh!! Yeah, ok! It is loud in here!"
  15. Rise With Us
    15. Posted by Rise With Us Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:27 pm EDT

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    DA: "If you ever talk about my wife like that again, I'll throw the diamond cutter on your ass!"
    LW: "What?"
    DA: "BANG!!!!!!!!"
  16. Don Juan D
    16. Posted by Don Juan D Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:27 pm EDT

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    Arquette: Luke I am your father
    Walton: Yes finally out of the shadow! I'm actually better than you are.
  17. Don Juan D
    17. Posted by Don Juan D Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:29 pm EDT

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    Arquette: So yeah what you do is find a TV star, that is way to hot for you, trick her into marrying you and then you never have to work again.
    Walton: Hold on I need to get a piece of paper to write this down.
  18. tall john
    18. Posted by tall john Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:30 pm EDT

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    LUKE!! They're playing our song!! Let's dance!!!
  19. GWiss
    19. Posted by GWiss Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:33 pm EDT

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    Arquette and Walton exchanged awkward and confused conversation for about 30 minutes as Arquette thought Walton was Mathew Lillard, and Walton thought Arquette was Sasha Vujacic.
  20. Rise With Us
    20. Posted by Rise With Us Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:35 pm EDT

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    DA: "Remember my character from the Scream movies?!"
    LW: "Yeah, good stuff David!"
    DA: "I think even after being shot & stabbed & having to walk with that limp, Officer Dewey could take you one on one!"
  21. Rise With Us
    21. Posted by Rise With Us Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:36 pm EDT

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    DA: "Hey Luke, remember when your dad threw his shoe at the basketball?!"
    LW: "Yes, he always talks about it!"
    DA: "I kinda wanna throw my shoe at your face!!"
  22. JM
    22. Posted by JM Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:37 pm EDT

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    David: Courteney says my color wheel is broken, but I say nothing goes with brown and teal like purple and gold.
  23. Rise With Us
    23. Posted by Rise With Us Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:38 pm EDT

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    DA: "My wife is hotter than your boyfriend!!!!"
  24. Bibz
    24. Posted by Bibz Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:01 pm EDT

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    Luke: Ohh hey David. I see you're wearing your U CANT BEAT LUKE WALTON t-shirt again.
  25. Mr.J
    25. Posted by Mr.J Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:01 pm EDT

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    Can I be your new stalker?

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