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NBA Off-Season 2009 asks: "Our generation's Bird, Parrish, and McHale?" The answer: Yes. Give it time. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins some tea and crumpets. Good luck.
After the jump, Durant takes a seat.
Winner, Mike M:
"Hold on, gimme a minute to get Artest outta my shorts."
Co-runner-up, epiphany:
KD: "Hi, Jeanie."
Jeanie Buss: [winks back]
Phil Jackson: "Oh hell no. Ron get back on Kevin."
Co-runner-up, Mad Bladder:
"Hold up. Before you go crowning Kobe the new H-O-R-S-E champion already, I got this new sit down-backwards-75-foot-three-pointer to show you. Yeah, I know it's not the time or place for that, but c'mon, it's not like I was gonna take a better shot anyway."
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"Eww Purple stuff..."
"SUNNY D! Yeaaaaah!!"
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A: These three men will have more women chasing them in one night than any of us will have in one year.
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Kevin Love will come down with this rebound. Even though he is farther from the ball and two inches shorter than DJ Mbenga, AND has Adam Morrison's elbow in his mouth, Kevin Love will come down with this rebound.
But Adam Morrison and DJ Mbenga have NBA championship rings.
Kevin Love has pulled down more rebounds in his one year in the league than DJ Mbenga and Adam Morrison have in their combined 11 years of NBA experience.
But Adam Morrison and DJ Mbenga have NBA championship rings.
Kevin Love is exerting more energy trying to avoid licking Adam Morrison's hairy forearm than Adam Morrison has ever exerted trying to collect any rebound, ever.
But, Adam Morrison and DJ Mbenga have NBA championship rings.
Being Kevin Love is unbearably tragic.
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Morrison - Haha I'm not in the game at trash time. Who said it's trash time idiot?
Love - .................
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