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Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:00 pm EST

Create-a-caption: On bended knee

So this is how you get away with the odd crab dribble — marry an NBA ref! Best caption/imaginary conversation of LeBron "proposing" last night wins a used corsage. Good luck, ladies and Jamario Moons.

After the jump, "How much wood would a Kaman chuck ..."

Winner, devin c:
Dat Glass.

Co-runner-up, banks:
"ARGH! I just Kaman my pants!"

Co-runner-up, AllThatJazz:
This is what the bizzaro Chris Andersen(notes) looks like ... balding, no tats and on a lotto team.

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  1. C
    1. Posted by C Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:18 pm EST

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    Wasn't there something between Caron Butler and fans last night in the armpit of the USA aka Cleveland?
  2. Zack
    2. Posted by Zack Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:26 pm EST

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    Varejao's jealousy is as obvious as Moon's over-acting...
  3. tall john
    3. Posted by tall john Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:30 pm EST

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    Lebron: "C'mon Ref!... I suck yo d!ck for another 12 points & call it a game! I need a win!.. Sahq said he'll donkey punch me if we lose again!"
    Ref: (silence)..... ok!
  4. curtis
    4. Posted by curtis Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:32 pm EST

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    Anderson Varejao, ever the starlet, strikes a pose for the viewers at home despite LBJ's shenanigans.
  5. Bibz
    5. Posted by Bibz Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:37 pm EST

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    C'mon ref, just say yes. Deshawn Stevenson already said no. A gentleman cant be told no twice in the same day.
  6. JMVandal (Formerly James M)
    6. Posted by JMVandal (Formerly James M) Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:38 pm EST

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    Heh, Bended Knee is a Boyz 2 Men song
  7. Magic32
    7. Posted by Magic32 Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:46 pm EST

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    Ref: Let me see your War Face!
    LeBron: AAAAAAAAAAAAH...oomph!
  8. Magic32
    8. Posted by Magic32 Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:47 pm EST

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    Lebron decides to entertain everyone with his Bill Cosby impression.
  9. Magic32
    9. Posted by Magic32 Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:49 pm EST

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    Lebron distracts the ref while an assitant attaches a zapper device in his back to administer painful strikes when a bad call is made.
  10. Magic32
    10. Posted by Magic32 Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:51 pm EST

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    Varejao: I look like Ricky Martin. Yes?
  11. Hambone
    11. Posted by Hambone Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:58 pm EST

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    (sound of Lebron's pants ripping while he stretches)
    (giggling)
    Leon Powe: He's got fame, fortune and talent, so I guess he can't complain too much...
  12. Will
    12. Posted by Will Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:58 pm EST

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    A Ring, Please.
  13. Will
    13. Posted by Will Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:59 pm EST

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    A Ring. Please. (and the crowd laughed.)
  14. Cory G
    14. Posted by Cory G Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:02 pm EST

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    gather round for le-brown experience.
  15. Shoe Puppet
    15. Posted by Shoe Puppet Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:04 pm EST

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    the king upon his throne
  16. denmark240
    16. Posted by denmark240 Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:28 pm EST

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    Lebron: Mr. Referree(not pictured), you've made me so happy over the past couple years. Youve given me all the calls I could ask for and when you legalized traveling just for me... I knew it was love. WIll you marry me?
  17. NewYork
    17. Posted by NewYork Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:40 pm EST

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    I'm sure alot of men are used to seeing LeBron on his knees.
    Nothing new.
  18. memberofthepack4
    18. Posted by memberofthepack4 Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:42 pm EST

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    Lebron: CRAP! i don't have ring!
    Leon Powe: Ay man don't worry you can borrow mine
  19. Magic32
    19. Posted by Magic32 Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:24 pm EST

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    When I ripped my pants
    I thought that I had everybody on my side,
    'till I went and blew it,
    all sky high
    and now she won't even spare a passing glance
    all just because I [rip] ripped my pants.
  20. David D
    20. Posted by David D Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:24 pm EST

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    The sad thing is, he's doing this while his team's down eleven points, what a joke this [profane] is..oh well whatever..
    Lebron: Dang ref, your bigger than im used to.
  21. Calvin
    21. Posted by Calvin Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:26 pm EST

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    Ref: on my mark.... deep breath.....
    Varejao: push... push...
    Powe & Moon (gasp)
    LeCrap: oh... [profane]..
  22. Steve
    22. Posted by Steve Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:44 pm EST

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    actually he's doing this in the midst of a 65-33 run that won the cavs the game.
    but don't let the facts get in the way of your delusions
  23. Mike G
    23. Posted by Mike G Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:10 pm EST

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    Hey, ref. Can I touch your ball?
  24. Ol' Leather Pumpkin
    24. Posted by Ol' Leather Pumpkin Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:00 pm EST

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    Melas (off camera): You guys are the worst Boys II Men cover band ever.
  25. SunToTheDeep
    25. Posted by SunToTheDeep Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:39 pm EST

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    LeBron's Bill Cosby Impression

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