Fun fact: Derek Fisher(notes) invented the fist bump following his victory in the 1949 BAA title series with the Minneapolis Lakers. Back then, it was him and Johnny Jorgensen sharing a pound, and now it's Queensbridge's finest. Things have changed a little since then. Best caption wins a boxing glove. Good luck.
Previously, Brian and Paul have the sadness.
Winner, Joshj: "Michael Rapaport is about to ruin one more good thing."
Runner-up, AndrewH: "Chase Budinger wanted courtside seats...but this is just ridiculous."
Second runner-up, The Wiz: "News just broke out that Lucky Charms were being discontinued in Boston"