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After meeting LeBron, swimmer Michael Phelps, who I'm told has won eight gold medals at the Games of the XXIX Olympiad, shows some love to Jason Kidd in the locker room after throttling Germany on Monday. Best caption/conversation wins a Vanilla Ice "To The Extreme" tape.


After the jump, Boozer says "aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww ...".


Gold, Big S:

Seriously, I played the entire second half with the Chinese gymnastics team in here — look.

Silver, mark i:
Even from twenty feet away and with all the noise in the Olympic arena, Chris Kaman just knew — somehow — that whatever Carlos Boozer was laughing about probably involved him.

Bronze, bong:
Boozer shows us his best Steven Tyler impression.

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  1. The Wiz
    1. Posted by The Wiz Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:38 pm EDT

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    Guy in the black shirt to Melo: "Can you believe this?"
    Melo: "Man, does Phelps know that J Kidd gets no playing time...why is he shaking his hand he must be delirious from all that time in the pool"
  2. Trey
    2. Posted by Trey Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:59 pm EDT

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    Micheal Phelps, having conquered the swimming world, decides to try his luck with competitive "Pretending It's An Honor To Meet Jason Kidd",
  3. Brian M
    3. Posted by Brian M Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:10 pm EDT

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    Kidd: "Seriously Mike...that hoodie is uglier than the back of my head"
  4. Mr. Truth
    4. Posted by Mr. Truth Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:10 pm EDT

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    LOL at Phelps dressing in "hiphop" attire to meet the basketball team.
  5. Rafael
    5. Posted by Rafael Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:30 pm EDT

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    Jason Kid required ice on his knee in order to get up from the bench to meet Michael Phelps. Jason Kidd is on his way to gold for being the only basketball olympian with the longest duration on the bench...
  6. frg
    6. Posted by frg Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:35 pm EDT

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    Jason Kidd and Michael Phelps waste their time slapping each other.
  7. Ty
    7. Posted by Ty Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:26 pm EDT

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    Kidd: "I loved you in SuperBad, McLovin."
    Phelps: "I loved you in...those two minutes you came off the bench."
  8. Geoffrey
    8. Posted by Geoffrey Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:34 pm EDT

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    Despite winning the most gold medals ever at the Olympics, Michael Phelps can only laugh it off as he once again falls for the "slap-me-high-slap-me-low-you're-too-slow" bit.
  9. fimpakron
    9. Posted by fimpakron Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:59 pm EDT

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    Poor Michael Phelps doesn't realize Jason Kidd is not going to give him some dap, but that Jason Kidd is going to slap him in the face for wearing that hideous hoodie.
  10. pumped_cobra
    10. Posted by pumped_cobra Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:22 pm EDT

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    There's a big difference between someone who's lived under a basketball since he wasn't much taller than a basketball than somoene who's live in the pool.
  11. pumped_cobra
    11. Posted by pumped_cobra Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:22 pm EDT

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    "but that Jason Kidd is going to slap him in the face for wearing that hideous hoodie"
    END QUOTE
    Kidd needs to wear a hideous hoodie to cover up that hideous bald head.
  12. Mash
    12. Posted by Mash Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:09 pm EDT

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    Jason Kidd attempts to teach Michael Phelps the finer points of domestic abuse.
  13. Mash
    13. Posted by Mash Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:09 pm EDT

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    Melo (inebriated): A-Aq...Aquaman...is that you?
  14. jlpamc
    14. Posted by jlpamc Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:36 pm EDT

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    Jason: Good evening Mr. Phelps. My shot will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
  15. The World Famous Butt Pirate
    15. Posted by The World Famous Butt Pirate Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:03 pm EDT

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    SKEETS, this is the f*cking tenth time one of these stupid pictures has been posted on Yahoo, can you people please get over the fact that phelps saw some NBA players?
  16. UK
    16. Posted by UK Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:27 pm EDT

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    8 and 14
  17. Sky P
    17. Posted by Sky P Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:26 pm EDT

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    Pictured: Jason Kidd mistakenly thinks Michael Phelps is coming to greet him and replies in kind, meanwhile, Phelps' intended target Lebron James (not pictured) laughs hysterically. Phelps plays it off smoothly, later asking Carmello, "Was that someones's dad?"
  18. jlpamc
    18. Posted by jlpamc Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:36 pm EDT

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    In a rare photo, Jason Kidd is pictured while not sitting.
  19. M Saer
    19. Posted by M Saer Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:13 pm EDT

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    Kidd: "If the gymnast tells you she's 18, that counts, right?"
  20. ty!
    20. Posted by ty! Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:00 pm EDT

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    Jason Kidd is allergic to fish, hence the hesitation.
  21. ty!
    21. Posted by ty! Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:00 pm EDT

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    jason kidd is allergic to fish, hence the hesitation.
  22. ianjames
    22. Posted by ianjames Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:23 pm EDT

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    Jason Kidd and Michael Phelps can't help but break into the robot when J-Kidd's Kurtis Blow ringtone interrupts their conversation.
  23. ty!
    23. Posted by ty! Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:00 pm EDT

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    jason kidd is allergic to fish, hence the hesitation.
  24. LifTheJet
    24. Posted by LifTheJet Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:50 pm EDT

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    kidd nervously laughs after phelps ask him "why are you icing your knees when you get 10 mins of playing time?"
  25. jlpamc
    25. Posted by jlpamc Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:36 pm EDT

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    Because of his webbed fingers, Phelps can only give Kidd a high-two.

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