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Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:00 pm EST

Create-a-caption: 'LeBro Knows'

By J.E. Skeets

Well, well, well. Could this be LeBron's big announcement? Probably not. But how awesome would it be to have a professional two-sports star again? Deion Sanders. Bo Jackson. LeBron James. I'll start writing the new ProStars episodes now. Best caption wins a baseball bat to crack over their leg. Good luck, folks.


After the jump, Masters of the Universe, circa 1988.


Winner, Anuj P:
I must fast break you.

Runner-up, Tito:
Dolph Lundgren's supreme confidence in Spinks cost him as he agreed to appear on "The Magic Hour" if Tyson won.

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  1. Roger Mason Jr. = Hero
    1. Posted by Roger Mason Jr. = Hero Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    It's not enough that he's revolutionized the Cleveland offense. He's now changed the uniforms and equipment, completing the transformation to the "Cleveland Mike Browns."
  2. Airon
    2. Posted by Airon Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:47 pm EDT

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    If basketball and football don't workout I'll give this giant yo yo thing a shot.
  3. Trifecta37
    3. Posted by Trifecta37 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:59 pm EDT

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    In an effort to make the NBA more popular, David Stern give LeBron a football uniform, pads and all, and says "If he wasn't hard enough to stop already..."
  4. Trifecta37
    4. Posted by Trifecta37 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:59 pm EDT

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    LeBron: Lets see what they say about my crab dribble now!
  5. Tito
    5. Posted by Tito Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:09 pm EDT

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    And with the first pick in the 2009 NFL draft the Detroit Lions take.....
  6. graver grave
    6. Posted by graver grave Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:38 pm EDT

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    Oh no Bo, my hip!
  7. El Matador
    7. Posted by El Matador Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:32 pm EDT

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    The NBA: Where Over-hyped Interleague Sports Happen
  8. ty!
    8. Posted by ty! Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:00 pm EDT

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    LeBron has a nightmare.
  9. CB
    9. Posted by CB Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:17 pm EDT

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    I like how they did his jersey international style with the first name on the back....
  10. Little Jon
    10. Posted by Little Jon Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:54 pm EDT

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    LeBron James loved the idea of playing football, until he dunked the football over the goalposts, got flagged 15 yards for unsportsmanlike conduct, and got fined $15,000 for innapropriate conduct. No Fun League indeed.
  11. nathan h
    11. Posted by nathan h Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:37 pm EDT

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    After the photoshoot, Lebron immediately fires his agent as he was under the impression that he'd be wearing a Cowboys jersey.
  12. gaborik10m
    12. Posted by gaborik10m Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:05 pm EDT

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    Travis Daniels agrees to let LeBron wear 23, but James realizes the experience wasn't worth feeling like a loser.
  13. Espo
    13. Posted by Espo Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:48 pm EDT

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    Fast Forward to the Summer of 2010: Lebron: "I've left Nike for Reebok, the NFL and more money just to screw with the New York Knicks!"
  14. league of crutch
    14. Posted by league of crutch Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:57 pm EDT

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    Lebron James' obsession of carrying the ball while running ended him up in the NFL
  15. Mauricio T
    15. Posted by Mauricio T Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:14 pm EDT

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    "Man, even in football everyone rides my back! Give me a break!" (drops helmet)
  16. Hambone
    16. Posted by Hambone Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:17 pm EDT

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    Stirred by empathy and wracked with post-traumatic stress after watching Brady Quinn throw passes to teammates who can't catch, Lebron James decides to lend a hand.
  17. Hambone
    17. Posted by Hambone Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:17 pm EDT

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    Lebron will do anything for some free Myoplex.
  18. MARK C H
    18. Posted by MARK C H Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:17 pm EDT

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    I covered him in high school. He was a very good wideout. He could play; he has the size of Harold Carmichael and the hands of Otis Taylor.
  19. josh f
    19. Posted by josh f Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:41 pm EDT

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    After dominating the shoot, LeBron calmly removed his helmet and patted one of the crew members on the head for a job well done.
  20. Hugh Honey
    20. Posted by Hugh Honey Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:38 pm EDT

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    During tough economic times LeBron decides to take up a second job but soon realizes that no matter how bad it gets, no one should ever volunteer to play for the Cleveland Browns.
  21. scooter281
    21. Posted by scooter281 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:08 pm EDT

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    Right Panel: LeBron James demonstrates the proper technique to prepare to catch a pass, as he learned from his Braylon Edwards instructional video.
  22. Grant
    22. Posted by Grant Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:07 pm EDT

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    LeBron - "Hey.. what's up with this ball - its round and orange but it won't bounce?"
  23. The Wiz
    23. Posted by The Wiz Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:38 pm EDT

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    Breaking News: Jay-Z has just bought a part of the Cleveland Browns and hopes to move them to Brooklyn by 2010...In other news, Lebron coincidentally has just joined the Cleveland Browns organization...
  24. Party Pooper
    24. Posted by Party Pooper Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:52 pm EDT

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    "LeBron puts on the proper gear to get ready for the anticipated physical battle against LA"
  25. Boomhauer
    25. Posted by Boomhauer Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:12 pm EDT

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    LeBron "I just hope I don't get a staph infection wearing this uniform."

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