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Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:30 pm EST

Create-a-caption: It's beeeeeeeeeautiful ...

By J.E. Skeets

Goatman already had some fun with this pic, but why should that stop us? Warriors big man Andris Biedrins and Wolves rookie Kevin Love look for an answer/rebound Tuesday night in Oakland, CA. Is anyone else reminded of those aliens from Toy Story? No? Just me? Never mind then. Best caption wins a neck brace. Good luck, gentlemen.


After the jump, Goran Dragic learns the Internets.

Winner, JP:
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Co-runner-up, DWARFZ:
Dragic: What the hell dude, you killed my dwarf charater?!?!?!
Other Guy: Sorry dude, but that's how we roll.
Dragic: WHAT THE HELL DUDE, YOU KILLED MY DWARF CHARATER?!?!?!

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The Skeets family checks out brother J.E.'s newest blog.

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  1. Zach H. from Talk H.
    1. Posted by Zach H. from Talk H. Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:00 pm EDT

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    Kevin Love: I can see Blue. He looks GLORIOUS!
    Andris Biedrins: Andris rebound ball
  2. Mazarin
    2. Posted by Mazarin Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:24 pm EDT

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    Wow, Mikayla Miles is beeeeeyooootifuuuuuuull...
  3. Jeff Wong
    3. Posted by Jeff Wong Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:32 pm EDT

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    Biedrins: Hey, look, up on the screen! It is American superstar Kirk Cameron!
    Love: Where? Where?!
    Biedrins: Oh, sorry, it is only a replay of you.
  4. Roger Mason Jr. = Hero
    4. Posted by Roger Mason Jr. = Hero Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    Robert Swift's god has returned.
    For those without tattoos.
  5. Corndogg
    5. Posted by Corndogg Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:49 pm EDT

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    OMG. It's Miley!
  6. GF-52
    6. Posted by GF-52 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:21 pm EDT

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    Look out! A Flying Moped!
    God! It got Monta!
  7. rccostner
    7. Posted by rccostner Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:31 pm EDT

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    The Ball chooses who will score and who will rebound! Oooooooooo (yeah, i see the aliens from toy story too)
  8. Justin R
    8. Posted by Justin R Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:44 pm EDT

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    Biedrins: is it in yet?
    Love: i just climaxed (lights cigarette)
  9. Jarrekk
    9. Posted by Jarrekk Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:28 pm EDT

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    both: "if this one works then all of our dreams will come true!
  10. Dennis F
    10. Posted by Dennis F Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:03 pm EDT

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    Another draft bust for the wolves how embarrasing Mchale needs to go.. Are u kidding me trading the future for this piece of crap wow what a wASTE OF A SEASON
  11. Brick Tamland
    11. Posted by Brick Tamland Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:28 pm EDT

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    Bearded fan appears on Jumbotron
    KL: It's so full and luxurious, how does he do it? Cursed patchy facial hair.
    AB: Lord, let me be so lucky one day. I want to be hairy, more than anything.
  12. Brandon G- Talkhoops.net
    12. Posted by Brandon G- Talkhoops.net Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    Love: So that's what they meant when they said that there are better athletes in the NBA. Thanks Mr. Jackson.
    Biedrins: He must break you.
  13. NativeSun
    13. Posted by NativeSun Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:44 pm EDT

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    "Big fans of HBO's True Blood, Kevin Love and Andris Biedrins experiment on Vamp-Juice during a Tuesday night T'Wolves/Warriors game."
  14. Bell Curve
    14. Posted by Bell Curve Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:28 pm EDT

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    Chirp chirp chirp! Feed us, mommy!
  15. Jeff Wong
    15. Posted by Jeff Wong Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:32 pm EDT

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    Biedrins: I see..I see a light.
    Love: A light.
    Biedrins: Yeah. Over there. Hey, conscience. Am I dead?
    Love: No, I see it too. What is it?
    Biedrins: It's so pretty.
    Love: I'm feeling...happy. Which is a big deal ... for me ...
    Biedrins: I want to touch it. Oh!
    Love: Hey, come back. Come on back here.
    Biedrins, singing: I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna swim with you.
    Love: I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna be your best friend...
    [buzzer sounds]
    Good feeling's gone.
  16. El Matador
    16. Posted by El Matador Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:32 pm EDT

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    Both Biedrins and Love watch in awe as shaq throws rafer alston through a plate glass window.
  17. zolanipetelo
    17. Posted by zolanipetelo Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:01 pm EDT

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    K-Love: "Stand back Andris! This MIGHT mess up your hair!!"
  18. chaoz_golem
    18. Posted by chaoz_golem Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:21 pm EDT

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    Both players stare in amazement at the rare sight of Mark Madsen getting playing time.
  19. El Matador
    19. Posted by El Matador Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:32 pm EDT

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    And so, with the holiday season approaching, our heroes Andris and Kevin stare in amazement at the line forming at the Wal-Mart across the street from Arco Arena.
    Andris: "So that's where Baron went?"
    Love: "yup." "He really wants that kung fu Shaq action figure."
    Andris: "Damn." "As long as they don't run out of that Ronny Turaif Extreme Dancin' Challenge for the Wii, ill be aight."
  20. nathanh13
    20. Posted by nathanh13 Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:34 pm EDT

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    Both players take their attention off of the game, and turn to the crowd extremely shocked, when they hear someone actually yell "WE LIKE THE NEW TIMBERWOLVES JERSEYS!"
  21. Beardsly
    21. Posted by Beardsly Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    Holy Mark Madsen!
  22. Saban
    22. Posted by Saban Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:11 pm EDT

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    Vanilla Ice is the best rapper ever dude!
    Oh I know, I know!!! Swoon
  23. Josh I
    23. Posted by Josh I Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:35 pm EDT

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    Kevin Love: "holy...what the hell, it's FAN MAN! i thought that dude died years ago."
    Andris: "waaaat de hell is this circus man doing. how you say....para-chute"?
  24. ty!
    24. Posted by ty! Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:00 pm EDT

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    Love finds love... she is sitting in section 5 row 10 seat 14, Biedrins mom.
  25. Xiang
    25. Posted by Xiang Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:43 pm EDT

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    Kevin: So uhh, got any tips for a white rookie?
    Andris: Yeah, just play as long as you can and hopefully you'll end up on a championship team like that guy Scalabrine.

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