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"The NBA season hasn't officially begun until we've all been properly Kaman'd." Hear, hear, The Sports Hernia. Best Chris Kaman(notes) caption wins 500,000 beaver pelts. Good luck, friends.

After the jump, Ron Artest and Toni Braxton.

Winner, Joemama:
Un-break L.A.
Bring Ariza ba-ack
Undo the mess you caused
When you F-ed up the spacing
Of the triangle
Un-chuck those threes
That clank away in the night
Un-break L.A.
L.A.

Co-runner-up, misterj:
Toni: "I love you, Ron."
Ron: "I love you too, Halle."

Co-runner-up, JunkyJ:
Together: "That IS so Raven!"

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  1. qwerty
    1. Posted by qwerty Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:19 pm EST

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    "Kaman dunks after eating a small portion of the basketball."
  2. DICK SMOTHERS
    2. Posted by DICK SMOTHERS Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:23 pm EST

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    Chris kaman should definately play for the "bucks."
  3. qwerty
    3. Posted by qwerty Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:24 pm EST

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    Kaman credits his improved averages this season to his daily ritual of eating a small portion of a basketball and subsequently dunking it.
  4. devin c
    4. Posted by devin c Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:25 pm EST

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    "Dat Glass."
  5. Kevin
    5. Posted by Kevin Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:26 pm EST

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    Redefining Nut Crackers, one dunk at a time.
  6. Kevin
    6. Posted by Kevin Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:27 pm EST

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    Redefining Nut Crackers, one dunk at a time.
  7. devin c
    7. Posted by devin c Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:27 pm EST

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    skeets... if you have a good knowledge of meems and the interwebz, mine should be the winner.... im just sayin...
  8. Tito
    8. Posted by Tito Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:27 pm EST

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    Chris Kaman metaphorically shows he is eating up playing time until Blake Griffin returns from injury.
  9. Roger Mason Jr. = Hero
    9. Posted by Roger Mason Jr. = Hero Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:29 pm EST

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    If they mated: rebecca lobo and steve rushin
    oh, wait.
  10. grymreapa
    10. Posted by grymreapa Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:30 pm EST

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    I have my sisters eyes and my fathers teeth. I am so glad they got married...
  11. mattbates91
    11. Posted by mattbates91 Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:30 pm EST

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    if i stay up here long enough they wont cut my hair again....... better look even scarier just incase they try
  12. Robert C
    12. Posted by Robert C Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:33 pm EST

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    A face only a mother could love....if she were blind.
  13. mcwelk
    13. Posted by mcwelk Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:34 pm EST

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    http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/5/24/candydaterelate128561275237782317.jpg
  14. newcadia
    14. Posted by newcadia Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:36 pm EST

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    Beaver shot
  15. Josh R
    15. Posted by Josh R Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:37 pm EST

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    I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?
  16. newcadia
    16. Posted by newcadia Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:39 pm EST

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    I am so into the new Twilight movie that I got prosthetic fangs.
  17. newcadia
    17. Posted by newcadia Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:41 pm EST

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    Bwake Gwiffin! Dis is how Elmer Fudd Dunks.
  18. alex
    18. Posted by alex Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:43 pm EST

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    Chris Kaman goes nuts on Reggie Evans while dunking
  19. coach_asher
    19. Posted by coach_asher Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:44 pm EST

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    Going to get "CLIPS" in diamonds, think it will look good?
  20. meowmeowmeow
    20. Posted by meowmeowmeow Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:46 pm EST

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    I dunk the ball, and i j***, in, my pants!
  21. Rafael
    21. Posted by Rafael Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:48 pm EST

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    Did you say Kaman was overpaid or has an overbite???
  22. Jordo
    22. Posted by Jordo Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:49 pm EST

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    Kaman's guns have the safety off...
  23. Big Al
    23. Posted by Big Al Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:50 pm EST

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    Cheese!!
  24. Josh R
    24. Posted by Josh R Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:51 pm EST

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    Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
    Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
  25. tall john
    25. Posted by tall john Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:56 pm EST

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    Chris "Simple Jack" Kaman: Pu-pu-pleasseee donnnt hur-urt meee!

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