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Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:30 pm EST

Create-a-caption: 'Hi, Fergie!'

Thunder star Kevin Durant(notes) says "hi" to the cameras/celebrities during Sunday night's game against the Los Angeles Lakers at the Staples Center in California. Best caption wins some frozen green peas. Good luck.

After the jump, Jrue, the comedian.

Winner, devin c:
Moderator: "OK, Mr. Holiday, your word is 'hydration.'"
Jrue: "Hydration. H-Y-J-R-A ..."
*DING*

Co-runner-up, Mr. J:
"Jrue. Jrue got what I need. But you say she's just a friend ..."

Co-runner-up, wonder_mike:
"Why did Ron Artest(notes) leave the game early? Because he wanted to beat the crowd!"

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  1. Ryanjan08
    1. Posted by Ryanjan08 Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:45 pm EST

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    You had me at "hello"
  2. Ryanjan08
    2. Posted by Ryanjan08 Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:46 pm EST

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    "Jacob stay back, I'm not a vampire i'm Durantula"
  3. indeedproceed
    3. Posted by indeedproceed Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:47 pm EST

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    Durant: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't get is if my plus/minus stat is so terrible, and I'm so awful for my team, how did I get a cool name like "Durantula"?
  4. Matt H
    4. Posted by Matt H Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:48 pm EST

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    It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic...
    The Lakers beat the Supersonics.
  5. Peter D
    5. Posted by Peter D Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:58 pm EST

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    KD: "No Kobe, I swear, my ankles arn't actually broken"
  6. GR33N
    6. Posted by GR33N Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:59 pm EST

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    Phil: So u think you can dance
    K.D: *Starts Break Dancing"
    Phil: Not bad Rookie,Now try breaking your Hip
  7. Mike M
    7. Posted by Mike M Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:04 pm EST

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    "Hold on, gimme a minute to get Artest outta my shorts."
  8. Shane
    8. Posted by Shane Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:06 pm EST

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    "Please, no closeup pictures. I haven't waxed my legs in a week!"
  9. C-Note
    9. Posted by C-Note Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:06 pm EST

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    Matt H,
    How original! Talk about jacking a line from an Ice Cube rap
  10. Al Leb
    10. Posted by Al Leb Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:06 pm EST

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    Kevin Durant with his latest impersonation of the "No sitz" LOLcat
  11. Stephen
    11. Posted by Stephen Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:13 pm EST

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    Coach said for me to get off my ass and play defense, but I'm gonna sit here until the all-star break.
  12. Twist
    12. Posted by Twist Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:15 pm EST

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    Nah, nah, hold on. I got this moonwalk thing down.
  13. Twist
    13. Posted by Twist Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:16 pm EST

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    "I just want to say hi to all of the little people."
  14. epiphany
    14. Posted by epiphany Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:22 pm EST

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    KD: Hi Jeanie
    Jeanie Buss: [winks back]
    Phil Jackson: Oh hell no. Ron get back on Kevin.
  15. Ol' Leather Pumpkin
    15. Posted by Ol' Leather Pumpkin Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:23 pm EST

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    Ron, if you throw that shoe at me one more time....
  16. Imago Fan
    16. Posted by Imago Fan Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:26 pm EST

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    Durant: Damn that Ron Artest. He threw my jock strap into the crowd.
  17. nondescriptmale
    17. Posted by nondescriptmale Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:30 pm EST

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    "She gave me some beer and some frozen peas"
  18. CHRIS
    18. Posted by CHRIS Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:30 pm EST

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    Hi mom
  19. Chris
    19. Posted by Chris Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:44 pm EST

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    STOP! Hammer time!
  20. Nathan
    20. Posted by Nathan Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:50 pm EST

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    Ok, Jack, I take it back. You made a great Joker.
  21. Jake
    21. Posted by Jake Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:53 pm EST

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    Durant studied the entire summer in a secluded Chinese temple for the chance to try out for Phil Jackson's Tai Chi squad. Now it's up to the judges...
  22. OG Warrior Fan
    22. Posted by OG Warrior Fan Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:53 pm EST

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    Kevin Durant ponders what the hell Will I Am is wearing.
  23. magik_trick
    23. Posted by magik_trick Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:54 pm EST

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    "So, Ms.Braxton, I hear you got a thing for athletes ;)"
  24. hot_pocket79
    24. Posted by hot_pocket79 Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:59 pm EST

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    You've just been touched by the powah of Jesus!!!!!
  25. fuquamanuel
    25. Posted by fuquamanuel Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:00 pm EST

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    (Durant raises left butt cheek, passes gas, fans with left hand) Durant: You smell that? Do you smell that? Bubble gut, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of bubble gut in the evening. You know, one time against the Timberwolves I had I had the court covered, for a whole quarter. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink opponent. The smell, you know that bubble gut smell, all over the court. Smelled like … victory.

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