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Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:30 pm EST

Create-a-caption: Hedo's jealous

By J.E. Skeets

Heat guard Dwyane Wade(notes) participates in a school lunch on Thursday at Pinecrest School in Miami, Florida. Best caption wins some extra parmesan for your 'za. Good luck.

After the jump, Amar'e feels the burn.

Winner, jakew:
Launching t-shirts just wasn't enough for the Suns!

Co-runner-up, Gabriel Rockman:
"I'm trying to simulate the gravitational pull effect that Shaquille O'Neal(notes) used to give when he was here."

Co-runner-up, Stickus Maximus:
Amar'e: "Um, are you sure this is how we're supposed to play defense?"
Spurs Assistant Coach: "I'm wearing a Suns shirt, aren't I? Sure it is! You have to stay as FAR away from Duncan as possible, or else you'll foul him! And Coach yells when you foul, right?"
Amar'e: "Um ... yeah, he does ... and then I have to sit, so I can't score! Stretch it more!"

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  1. JM
    1. Posted by JM Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:55 pm EST

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    DW: Miami pizza is okay, but sometimes I feel like Chicago-style pizza ... or New York-style pizza... or, heck, even Oklahoma-style pizza... Know what I mean?
    Heat Executive: [quickly throws bags of money at Wade]
  2. Bibz
    2. Posted by Bibz Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:05 pm EST

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    I dont care if you ARE in my fav 5 Charles, you still cant have any of my pizza.....fatty.
  3. yo ming
    3. Posted by yo ming Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:06 pm EST

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    Cheeeesssseeeee!!!!
  4. xpaulp11x
    4. Posted by xpaulp11x Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:09 pm EST

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    DW "I think my forehead has more grease than this pizza!!!!"
  5. Peter D
    5. Posted by Peter D Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:12 pm EST

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    "Mannn...im muchin out BAD!"
  6. Joemama
    6. Posted by Joemama Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:22 pm EST

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    Dwyane Wade: "Flash Pizza--so good it'll jack up the letters in your name!"
    Antawn Jamison (enters from offscreen): "Damn straight!"
  7. Brian L
    7. Posted by Brian L Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:28 pm EST

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    Dwyane Wade prepares to take on the Boston Celtics.
  8. Brian L
    8. Posted by Brian L Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:29 pm EST

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    Dwyane Wade prepares to take on the Boston Celtics.
  9. abd786687
    9. Posted by abd786687 Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:42 pm EST

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    Dam the cheese on this pizza is whiter than Steve Nash. I didn't know white could taste so good
  10. Pomp and Circumstances
    10. Posted by Pomp and Circumstances Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:51 pm EST

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    so this is how it feels like to be Shaq.
  11. Pomp and Circumstances
    11. Posted by Pomp and Circumstances Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:54 pm EST

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    and I thought my ex-wife taste bad :(
  12. Pomp and Circumstances
    12. Posted by Pomp and Circumstances Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:55 pm EST

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    and I thought my ex-wife tasted bad
  13. Halcyon W
    13. Posted by Halcyon W Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:07 pm EST

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    Hey Chuck, eat this cheese...
  14. Halcyon W
    14. Posted by Halcyon W Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:08 pm EST

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    Hey Chuck, Eat this Cheese pizza! How do you like them slices?
  15. Phil M
    15. Posted by Phil M Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:10 pm EST

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    "cheesy"
    (same voice as the 'sexy' comment about CB's shorts back in the day)
  16. Noam S
    16. Posted by Noam S Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:16 pm EST

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    "Stupid Charles Barkley. He doesn't know what he's missing. And to think I wanted to be in his Fave 5. Oh well, his loss. More bull penis pizza for me."
  17. deo boy
    17. Posted by deo boy Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:21 pm EST

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    "Most Valuable Pizza"
  18. jeremy m
    18. Posted by jeremy m Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:21 pm EST

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    No hot sauce in the bag? This pizza sucks!
  19. dorfineer
    19. Posted by dorfineer Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:29 pm EST

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    Wade: This pizza would taste better if it was Chicago style...in Chicago...sigh...next year.
  20. Magic32
    20. Posted by Magic32 Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:40 pm EST

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    So yummy, there's a party in my tummy!
  21. Magic32
    21. Posted by Magic32 Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:44 pm EST

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    Inspired by the part-owner investors of the Miami Dolphins, Wade convinces management to accept Cici's pizza as part-owners of the Heat. Mmmmmm...Cici's!
  22. RICK JAMES
    22. Posted by RICK JAMES Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:46 pm EST

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    I heard this is how lebron got so big.
  23. elchorizo5
    23. Posted by elchorizo5 Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:50 pm EST

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    Where's the chicken?
  24. Fonix
    24. Posted by Fonix Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:04 pm EST

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    Fall down 7 times, get a pizza slice 8.

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