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Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:00 pm EDT

Create-a-caption: Heckling Mike Bibby

"Mike Bibby #10 of the Atlanta Hawks tries to shoot a free throw as the Boston fans try to distract him." Oh, Getty Images, your waterdowned bylines make me chuckle. Anyone out there think they can do better? Best heckle/caption wins a box of sticks and stones. Try to keep 'em semi-clean.


After the jump, Sam Mitchell screams sweet-nothings to Calderon.


Winner, akBeezy:

Mitchell: This guy is trying to photograph us.
Calderon: Quick, pretend like you're a coach.

Runner-up, Phantom Balls of Earl:
Mitchell: I'm slipping a switchblade into your shorts. Sharper than my sideburn. You know what to do.
Calderon: Viva El Smitch!

Second runner-up, Kevin V:
Mitchell: LOUD NOISES!!!

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  1. Roger Mason Jr. = Hero
    1. Posted by Roger Mason Jr. = Hero Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    I assume the byline was from Atlanta.
  2. baller13zg
    2. Posted by baller13zg Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT

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    Mike, the basket's behind you!
  3. BabyDragon
    3. Posted by BabyDragon Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:37 pm EDT

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    fans: nooo! not the armpits!!!
  4. TCO
    4. Posted by TCO Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:48 pm EDT

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    Even the lakers owned you.
  5. agr
    5. Posted by agr Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:54 pm EDT

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    fans: YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES--huh? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, basketball!.......YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK!
  6. shadowdog87
    6. Posted by shadowdog87 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:15 pm EDT

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    Fans: It's our money, and we need it now!
  7. Jeff Clark
    7. Posted by Jeff Clark Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:29 pm EDT

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    Ron-do's Bet-ter! Clap Clap ClapClapClap
    Ron-do's Bet-ter! Clap Clap ClapClapClap
    Ron-do's Bet-ter! Clap Clap ClapClapClap
  8. Scott R
    8. Posted by Scott R Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:31 pm EDT

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    Just because you moved teams, were still gonna make you choke in the playoffs.
  9. Mash
    9. Posted by Mash Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:09 pm EDT

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    Beeeeeeeeeeeee-nooooooooooooooo!
  10. Sky P
    10. Posted by Sky P Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:26 pm EDT

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    Guy in green hat on bottom left: "And now, the mating call, of a Yak........YAAAAAAAK!"
  11. Trey
    11. Posted by Trey Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:59 pm EDT

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    With an entire arena of Boston fans screaming at him, Mike Bibby has trouble staying focused.
    A pun? Really? I have no self respect.
  12. Devine
    12. Posted by Devine Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    "No one could put a finger on why, exactly, but for much of Wednesday night, Bibby just didn't seem focused."
  13. Nicholas L
    13. Posted by Nicholas L Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:06 pm EDT

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    "Take a whiff of this bandwagon B.O. Bibby!!!!!!"
  14. Trey
    14. Posted by Trey Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:59 pm EDT

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    wow, RICO. You just don't...get things...do you?
  15. Devine
    15. Posted by Devine Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    @ Trey: Well played, sir.
  16. Devine
    16. Posted by Devine Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    Yellow Shirt: "Hey, down in front! I'm trying to watch that Gremlin shoot a free throw!"
  17. Trey
    17. Posted by Trey Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:59 pm EDT

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    Devine's Pun was better. Use that one.
  18. agr
    18. Posted by agr Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:54 pm EDT

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    thank you Trey for pointing out RICO's blindness.
  19. Zach H. from Talk H.
    19. Posted by Zach H. from Talk H. Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:00 pm EDT

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    Boom tho! Boom tho! Boom tho!
  20. thelegendarygregostertag
    20. Posted by thelegendarygregostertag Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:04 pm EDT

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    "i'd hit it, y'know, if they all had bags on their heads."
  21. Trey
    21. Posted by Trey Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:59 pm EDT

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    @ RICO: Sorry, pal. no sisters. I've got a cat. You like cats?
  22. petr o
    22. Posted by petr o Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:08 pm EDT

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    oh Rico, Where have you been all my life?
    Your a real f-ing classic. Keep it up.
  23. mikey
    23. Posted by mikey Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:41 pm EDT

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    how old were you last time the Yankees didnt choke rico? 2? your delusion grows greater every day...Bibby, I've been on that bandwagon since before you were born, grow up
  24. Trey
    24. Posted by Trey Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:59 pm EDT

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    ugh. I can't even stand baseball. How did I get involved in this?
  25. slenon
    25. Posted by slenon Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:33 pm EDT

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    Crowd: TWO FOR TEN! TWO FOR TEN!
    Bibby:(Damn Kings fans, why are you Celtics fans now?)

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