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Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:30 pm EST

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Pacers guard Dahntay Jones(notes) tries to rip the ball away from Clippers guard Baron Davis'(notes) beard at the Conseco Fieldhouse in Indianapolis on Wednesday. Best caption wins some cranberry sauce. Good luck.

After the jump, a Hawks' Thanksgiving feast.

Winner, Colleen V:
Al: "I think you're taking this 'Twilight' thing a little to serious, Zaza."

Co-runner-up, Roger Mason(notes) Jr. = Hero:
"Al, Al, Al. These not just tools for cooking. These tools for LIFE! This one for ... how you say 'plucking'? This other one ... well, you not old enough yet. I tell you next year."

Co-runner-up, Tito:
The friendliest someone from Florida and Georgia will ever get.

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  1. Ezra
    1. Posted by Ezra Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:00 pm EST

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    Baron Davis is looking for something.
  2. coolguy!:]
    2. Posted by coolguy!:] Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:02 pm EST

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    Bd: i can't stop it! the beard has a mind of it's own!
  3. coolguy!:]
    3. Posted by coolguy!:] Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:03 pm EST

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    Dahntay Jones does not fear the beard.
  4. Bo
    4. Posted by Bo Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:08 pm EST

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    B.D. - "I'm sorry Dahntay, I didn't realize you were in this stall."
    Dahntay Jones "Baron, this is last time you come in here while I'm taking a crap."
  5. kuato lives
    5. Posted by kuato lives Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:22 pm EST

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    nope, i still can't see your penis.
  6. j
    6. Posted by j Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:43 pm EST

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    BD: " I am strong, LIke bull."
  7. gerrick r
    7. Posted by gerrick r Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:53 pm EST

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    Baron Davis: Yo Dahnay! Here some of that new top o' da line deodorant I've been working on.
  8. OG Warrior Fan
    8. Posted by OG Warrior Fan Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:54 pm EST

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    The result of when Chris Kaman told Baron the story Reggie Evans
  9. Jeff P
    9. Posted by Jeff P Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:16 pm EST

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    Baron Davis's beard goes into self-defense mode when tripped by Dahntay Jones.
  10. Imago Fan
    10. Posted by Imago Fan Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:20 pm EST

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    Dahntay: I am afraid I cannot let you do that Baron... Clipper fans cannot endure this any longer
    Baron Davis : Come on Dahntay, just let me find that three point line so I am sure it's a three.
  11. KneeJerkNBA
    11. Posted by KneeJerkNBA Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:20 pm EST

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    With the clock running down and the over/under in serious jeopardy, Javie swallowed his whistle yet again.
  12. magik_trick
    12. Posted by magik_trick Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:34 pm EST

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    Baron Davis stops the game to read Dahntay Jones tattoo on why beards suck.
  13. Peter D
    13. Posted by Peter D Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:55 pm EST

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    Kimbo takes Dahntay to the mat for some ground and pound
  14. Jmart
    14. Posted by Jmart Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:28 pm EST

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    Dahntay Jones: Hey man since it's the 4th quarter can you tell me how my pits smell? I wanna see if this new deodorant is working for me.
    Baron Davis: Oh alright, I don't see why not even though I have the basketball and it's a tie game.
    Dahntay Jones: Thanks... [steals ball, lays up ball for go ahead layup with 0.6 sec to go]
    Baron Davis: Smells like flowers.
  15. gunny
    15. Posted by gunny Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:58 pm EST

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    Baron Davis: Wonder Twins power activate! Form of...ZINIDINE ZIDANE
  16. Robert C
    16. Posted by Robert C Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:24 pm EST

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    The truth is revealed....Baron Davis has velcro hair.
  17. Travis
    17. Posted by Travis Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:32 pm EST

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    Baron - "Is anyone going to guard me tonight. I keep looking for someone to guard me but I don't see anyone."
  18. prof_superme
    18. Posted by prof_superme Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:07 pm EST

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    The Axe Effect. I think they took it just a little too far this time.
  19. matthewb
    19. Posted by matthewb Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:47 pm EST

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    Baron pulling a Zidane!
  20. James
    20. Posted by James Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:50 pm EST

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    After witnessing Baron Davis apparently bowing to an opposing player, the twelve Clipper fans in attendance began to call for his immediate resignation.
  21. circa87
    21. Posted by circa87 Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:40 pm EST

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    Baron: Danthay, can you hold this ball for me? It's getting heavier.
  22. circa87
    22. Posted by circa87 Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:44 pm EST

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    Danthay: Ok, Baron... Let's do some Manny Pacquaio training. You hold that ball and pound it on the floor/bag.

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