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Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:15 pm EST

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Injured big Pau Gasol(notes) and Kobe Bryant(notes) share a laugh on the bench during the Lakers convincing win over the Hornets at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Sunday. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins this. Good luck.

After the jump, Wade eats a slice of pizza.

Winner, JM:
Wade: "Miami pizza is OK, but sometimes I feel like Chicago-style pizza ... or New York-style pizza ... or, heck, even Oklahoma-style pizza. Know what I mean?"
Heat Executive: [quickly throws bags of money at Wade]

Co-runner-up, Noam S:
"Stupid Charles Barkley. He doesn't know what he's missing. And to think I wanted to be in his Fave 5. Oh well, his loss. More bull penis pizza for me."

Co-runner-up, jonomike13:
Not content with traditional rules, referees have begun awarding Dwyane Wade(notes) a slice of pizza in addition to two free throws every time a defender looks at him the wrong way.

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  1. Saint
    1. Posted by Saint Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:23 pm EST

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    I wonder how many "did you smell that" or other type of "fart" jokes will be submitted?
  2. JL
    2. Posted by JL Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:30 pm EST

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    Kobe: See Pau, do it without using your fingers and you don't get called racist.
  3. R. Febry
    3. Posted by R. Febry Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:31 pm EST

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    Pau: "When I fart, it smells like Manchego cheese"
    Kobe: "Heheeeee!!...Oh...Wow, yes it does... eeeeeeck!!"
  4. Jarron
    4. Posted by Jarron Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:31 pm EST

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    gasol - iverson called me and he told me a joke
    kobe- what was it?
    gasol - why did allen leave the grizzles
    kobe - why
    gasol - to join the lakers
    kobe - hehehehehe he talks in third person
    gasol - hahahaha i was thinking the same thing
    kobe - allen is one funny guy.
  5. sebastian
    5. Posted by sebastian Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:33 pm EST

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    haha thats funny
  6. sebastian
    6. Posted by sebastian Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:33 pm EST

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    haha thats funny
  7. sebastian
    7. Posted by sebastian Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:35 pm EST

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    wow im alone in the world ^_^ sebbi ^_^ waiting for that special someone
  8. sebastian
    8. Posted by sebastian Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:35 pm EST

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    wow im alone in the world ^_^ sebbi ^_^ waiting for that special someone
  9. g C
    9. Posted by g C Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:40 pm EST

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    They were playing the hornets. Nuf said.
  10. R. Febry
    10. Posted by R. Febry Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:41 pm EST

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    Kobe: "Look, Pau, I can do the chinese face without using my fingers".
    Pau: "C'mon, man!! That was a year ago, and you still have to bring that up??"
  11. R. Febry
    11. Posted by R. Febry Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:41 pm EST

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    Kobe: "Look, Pau, I can do the chinese face without using my fingers".
    Pau: "C'mon, man!! That was a year ago, and you still have to bring that up??"
  12. chrishawkins95
    12. Posted by chrishawkins95 Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:44 pm EST

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    Pau: Kobe did you just see Khloe Kardashian sitting courtside? I can't believe Lamar only married her after two weeks!
    Kobe: I can't wait to see that N*ggaz bald head on E!
    Pau: Do you think Lamar will train in the offseason with Bruce Jenner? Maybe I have a chance with one of her sisters-Those girls are off da chain.
    Kobe: Laughing.
  13. C
    13. Posted by C Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:49 pm EST

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    i got nothing except the Lakers are playing well w/o Pau Gasoft
  14. AllThatJazz
    14. Posted by AllThatJazz Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:52 pm EST

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    Riding Kobe to a title -- so easy a caveman can do it.
  15. Skylor
    15. Posted by Skylor Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:53 pm EST

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    Pau: Dont look at the scoreboard its a waste of time
    Kobe: I wont lol
  16. TBD
    16. Posted by TBD Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:54 pm EST

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    Seriously Pau, If you squint like this Jack Nicholson looks exactly like Dyan Cannon!
  17. Timmy
    17. Posted by Timmy Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:56 pm EST

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    Kobe showing Pau how Yao Ming looks when he's taking a huge dump.
  18. pharoah
    18. Posted by pharoah Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:56 pm EST

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    Pau: "Would I take a leave of absence if I was still in Memphis like Allen?"
    Kobe: "Hahahahahahahahaha-WE GAVE KWAME-hahahahahahahahaha-TO GET YOU-hahahahahahahaha. Sorry, did you say something Pau?"
  19. bebop4one
    19. Posted by bebop4one Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:57 pm EST

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    Pau - "Is that the best you can do?"
    Kobe - "Man you are trippin!"
    Pau - "Look, alls I'm sayin' is that you can do better than that."
    Kobe - "Well excuuuse me! It aint easy doing an impression of Sam Cassell. Plus, I think my face is stuck...."
  20. Kunal Patel
    20. Posted by Kunal Patel Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:58 pm EST

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    Rajon on that Hornets squad!!
  21. Coach D
    21. Posted by Coach D Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:00 pm EST

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    Pau: "Hey Kobe, you know when I get back, Im going to win league MVP!"
    Kobe: Laughter...
    Pau: Silent Anger (cant help but to laugh at himself either)
  22. Zachry W
    22. Posted by Zachry W Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:01 pm EST

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    Pau: Man I cant wait to get out there and play, I know how much you guys need me!!
    Kobe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT? Boy do you know who I am?? Im KOBE JELLY BEAN BRYANT, Watch me drop 40 on these fools
  23. Ol' Leather Pumpkin
    23. Posted by Ol' Leather Pumpkin Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:02 pm EST

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    KB: No way Pau. You did NOT see Ron wearing a sequined glove in the locker room!
  24. Jordo
    24. Posted by Jordo Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:05 pm EST

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    If you actually we're awarded the prizes, that would be a great prize
    Kobe - I wonder if we would still win if I was hurt....
    Pau - Yeah but who would come then?

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