Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:15 pm EST
Injured big Pau Gasol(notes) and Kobe Bryant(notes) share a laugh on the bench during the Lakers convincing win over the Hornets at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Sunday. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins this. Good luck.
After the jump, Wade eats a slice of pizza.
Winner, JM:
Wade: "Miami pizza is OK, but sometimes I feel like Chicago-style pizza ... or New York-style pizza ... or, heck, even Oklahoma-style pizza. Know what I mean?"
Heat Executive: [quickly throws bags of money at Wade]
Co-runner-up, Noam S:
"Stupid Charles Barkley. He doesn't know what he's missing. And to think I wanted to be in his Fave 5. Oh well, his loss. More bull penis pizza for me."
Co-runner-up, jonomike13:
Not content with traditional rules, referees have begun awarding Dwyane Wade(notes) a slice of pizza in addition to two free throws every time a defender looks at him the wrong way.
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Posted Nov 22 2009
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Kobe: "Heheeeee!!...Oh...Wow, yes it does... eeeeeeck!!"
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kobe- what was it?
gasol - why did allen leave the grizzles
kobe - why
gasol - to join the lakers
kobe - hehehehehe he talks in third person
gasol - hahahaha i was thinking the same thing
kobe - allen is one funny guy.
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Pau: "C'mon, man!! That was a year ago, and you still have to bring that up??"
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Pau: "C'mon, man!! That was a year ago, and you still have to bring that up??"
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Kobe: I can't wait to see that N*ggaz bald head on E!
Pau: Do you think Lamar will train in the offseason with Bruce Jenner? Maybe I have a chance with one of her sisters-Those girls are off da chain.
Kobe: Laughing.
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Kobe: I wont lol
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Kobe: "Hahahahahahahahaha-WE GAVE KWAME-hahahahahahahahaha-TO GET YOU-hahahahahahahaha. Sorry, did you say something Pau?"
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Kobe - "Man you are trippin!"
Pau - "Look, alls I'm sayin' is that you can do better than that."
Kobe - "Well excuuuse me! It aint easy doing an impression of Sam Cassell. Plus, I think my face is stuck...."
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Kobe: Laughter...
Pau: Silent Anger (cant help but to laugh at himself either)
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Kobe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT? Boy do you know who I am?? Im KOBE JELLY BEAN BRYANT, Watch me drop 40 on these fools
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Kobe - I wonder if we would still win if I was hurt....
Pau - Yeah but who would come then?
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