"Skip-a-dee-doo-dah, skip-a-dee-ay. My, oh my, what a wonderful game! Plenty of shot blocks, comin' Dwight's way. Skip-a-dee-doo-dah, skip-a-dee-ay!"
Beat mine and you win the new Insane Clown Posse CD. Good luck, Juggalos.
Previously, Yao Ming goes back to school.
Runner-up, Vaffanculo: "Witness protection doesn't always find a suitable match."
Second runner-up, Mark M.: "All the kids have a green name tag, except the tall guy in the back. His name must be Rockets."