Wed Jan 13 01:50pm EST
After the jump, Mr. Howard huddles the troops.
Howard: "My story begins in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say 'dickety' because the Kaiser had stolen our word 'twenty.' I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles ...
Roy: "See what I have to deal with now that half of my team is injured?"
Cunningham: "The doctor told me I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there ..."
Roy: "Somebody ... please help."