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Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:25 pm EDT

Create-a-caption: Damn window seat

By J.E. Skeets

As you already know, the Chicago Bulls are gearing up for their NBA Europe Live match against the Utah Jazz at the O2 Arena in London on October 6. And as you can see, Bulls center Brad Miller(notes) is super pumped! Best caption/imaginary conversation wins some bangers and mash. Good luck, mate.

After the jump, Lakers fall down.

Winner, Halcyon W:
Ring of Golden Lakies,
Pockets full of chippies,
Magics, Celtics, they all fall down.

Co-runner-up, indeedproceed:
Artest: "Coach, this is stupid!"
Jackson: "Ron, you got to choose yesterday. Nobody made fun of you when we played Red Rover."
Artest: "But coach, Red Rover is fun! Real gangstas play Red Rover coach! Tru Wariereses play Red Rover! We take juice boxes coach!"
Jackson, using his calm voice: "Ron, today was Adam's turn. Today we play Seven Up."

Co-runner-up, Jamal:
Shaq-Fu gets 17 on the "How Many Lakers Could You Take On In A Fight" Quiz on Facebook, beats 18 Lakers in a fight to prove the quiz's inaccuracy.

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  1. indeedproceed
    1. Posted by indeedproceed Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:41 pm EDT

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    Brad Miller does not care what you did with your summer vacation.
  2. Jordo
    2. Posted by Jordo Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:50 pm EDT

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    I was able to get this stuff through the airport for D Rose, he cuttin' this instead of fruit man....
  3. GlennK
    3. Posted by GlennK Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:55 pm EDT

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    Practice???I don't kneed no stinkin' practice!
  4. GlennK
    4. Posted by GlennK Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:56 pm EDT

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    Ice ,Ice baby! Can't wait for the concert following the game! I'm gonna bust out some moves like I was young again!
  5. Tall John
    5. Posted by Tall John Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:58 pm EDT

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    "Ice-packs?... Really?! I am Brad Miller... All-Star center for the NBA! The least u can do is get our cheerleaders to rub my knees or something... I'M BRAD MILLER B!TCH!... Now wher's my hat?!""
  6. MAX_IN_MISSOURI
    6. Posted by MAX_IN_MISSOURI Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:00 pm EDT

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    I think co-runner-up Jamal should have gotten the nod on this one! That's pretty funny
  7. Greene
    7. Posted by Greene Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:03 pm EDT

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    seriously, no more Rondo jokes.
  8. IAmMigel
    8. Posted by IAmMigel Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:06 pm EDT

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    After seeing Ben Gordon's big pay raise, Brad Miller attempts a weird, hooded interview of his own while laying down.
  9. hessticlops
    9. Posted by hessticlops Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:07 pm EDT

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    "No, my off court activities and these ice packs have nothing in common."
  10. Collin
    10. Posted by Collin Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:10 pm EDT

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    Trainer: hey Brad, the newest player rankings are out.
    Brad: cool, where am I, i'm a beast, so I know I'm atleast in the top 20 right?....
    trainer: well, not exactly, your right behind Eddy Curry.....
    Brad:----
  11. adam w
    11. Posted by adam w Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:12 pm EDT

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    Brad Miller's brain, "Ugh, this is the suckiest story I've ever heard. If I had ONE good knee I'd limp out of here so fast..."
  12. The Football God
    12. Posted by The Football God Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:14 pm EDT

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    "I can't shoot, dribble, and my passing is failing. What do you THINK I had to do to get a contract"
  13. Fin Fan
    13. Posted by Fin Fan Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:22 pm EDT

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    Black guy in corner (only fist visible): C'mon, don't leave me hangin'
    Brad: *ignores*
    Guy in corner: Hurry up and fist me
    Brad: *ignores*
    Guy in corner: Cmon, pound me bro
    Brad: I keep telling you, I do NOT look like Matt Stairs
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJwoNSLRwg
  14. rcoolc
    14. Posted by rcoolc Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:27 pm EDT

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    "I wish I was in the bathroom...I'd beat my meat on the toilet seat!"
  15. JM
    15. Posted by JM Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:28 pm EDT

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    Here we see a good representation of the world-weary ennui, alienation and anomie that the French call simply "bradmillerisme"
  16. Mark M.
    16. Posted by Mark M. Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:32 pm EDT

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    Trainer: "Hey Brad, still sitting with the imaginary friend?
    Brad "How many times do I have to tell you? He's real. Don't you see his shoes, hat and water bottle? His name is Chad and he plays center"
    Trainer: "Ok..Does Chad want some ice too?"
    Brad: "No he's good."
  17. rudegar
    17. Posted by rudegar Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:32 pm EDT

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    "I told you, I wear the sweatshirt because the ice makes me cold. Gosh!"
  18. HC
    18. Posted by HC Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:38 pm EDT

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    Inspired by the Buckingham palace guards, Brad Miller perfects his new game face on an unwitting trainer.
  19. Allen
    19. Posted by Allen Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:52 pm EDT

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    Hey Brad, I told you to wait until they covered the ice from the Blackhawks game before you went there and warmed up.
  20. bhabbic
    20. Posted by bhabbic Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:07 pm EDT

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    "Do YOU know what it feels like to be Ken doll, Bulls edition? Can only bend from waist... And don't think I'm taking off this hoodie until someone gives me a sweater vest and some hair pomade."
  21. m m
    21. Posted by m m Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:16 pm EDT

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    This picture was taken the day after the Kings traded Brad Miller to the Bulls after informing him they were more comfortable with Spencer Hawes at center. Not so coincidentally, this picture also captures the exact moment Brad Miller officially lost his joie de vivre.
  22. m m
    22. Posted by m m Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:20 pm EDT

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    My favorite so far is number 16. I also gotta show some love to number 13 for this immortal exchange:
    Guy in corner: Hurry up and fist me
    Brad: *ignores*
    Guy in corner: Cmon, pound me bro
  23. dbanach
    23. Posted by dbanach Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:21 pm EDT

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    "Ya coach, I'm holding the other ice bag in my pocket, and I'm not happy to see you!"
  24. mrsha007
    24. Posted by mrsha007 Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:25 pm EDT

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    Rondo strikes again!
  25. Lawrence G.
    25. Posted by Lawrence G. Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:36 pm EDT

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    Trainer: "Serious Brad, I'm going to put in my caption, it's a good one."
    Miller: "I don't care what you say, he's done it before and offering bangers and mash for the umpteenth time isn't enough to remove this ice from my knees and respond to Skeets' caption contests. Look at my face. How much do you think I really care...?"
    Trainer: "But Brad, I bet you'd win."
    Brad: "Oh, I'm already a winner... in life."

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