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Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:00 pm EST

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I don't care if one of Gerald Wallace's nicknames is "Crash" ... someone on the 'Cats has to call that pick out. Damn. Best caption/Thunder Dan thought bubble wins a yellow Livestrong wristband. Good luck.


After the jump, Ariza's foot makes the Lakers bench go crazy.


Winner, Jason M:

"Give me back that bracelet dude, my stalker gave that to me."

Runner-up, Tito:
The irony of the moment hits the Laker bench as "Footloose" is played over the PA system.

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  1. Jaceman
    1. Posted by Jaceman Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:40 pm EDT

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    Grant Hill: Kazaam! I wish for an impenetrable wall to keep the defender from catching me!
    Shaq: Your wish is my command.
  2. Jaceman
    2. Posted by Jaceman Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:40 pm EDT

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    Shaq: Members only.
  3. squirrelyearl
    3. Posted by squirrelyearl Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:37 pm EDT

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    Shaq: Just be glad I didn't bring my suit from Steel.
  4. squirrelyearl
    4. Posted by squirrelyearl Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:37 pm EDT

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    Wallace: Man, you're one sweaty beast. Your B.O. is foul!
  5. Steve C
    5. Posted by Steve C Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:07 pm EDT

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    No Bobcats allowed
  6. Sky P
    6. Posted by Sky P Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:26 pm EDT

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    Pictured: Gerald Wallace with concussion #13
  7. goathair
    7. Posted by goathair Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:10 pm EDT

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    More like, Gerald FALLace! Am I right? Am I right?
  8. scooter281
    8. Posted by scooter281 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:08 pm EDT

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    Gerald "Crash" Wallace (#3) attempts to Wake Shaquille O'Neal (#32) from a mid-game nap. Results were ineffective.
  9. fimpakron
    9. Posted by fimpakron Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:59 pm EDT

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    Shazaam!!
  10. d - grizzlies - 2012
    10. Posted by d' - grizzlies - 2012 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:14 pm EDT

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    oh come on. if gerald ran full sprint, he has a 1/10 chance of knocking shaq down lol. i'm not a shaq fan, but that's just priceless lol.
  11. Your Daddy
    11. Posted by Your Daddy Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:23 pm EDT

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    Shaq-hey gerald hows my forearm taste?
  12. fimpakron
    12. Posted by fimpakron Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:59 pm EDT

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    Oh yeah, it was Kazaam!
  13. Ol' Leather Pumpkin
    13. Posted by Ol' Leather Pumpkin Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:00 pm EDT

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    GW: Look! I'm in the Matrix!
    SO: Look! I'm in Blue Chips.... oh, wait.
    DM: Look! I'm in the Simpsons!
  14. Zach H. from Talk H.
    14. Posted by Zach H. from Talk H. Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:00 pm EDT

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    Dan Majerle: "When the paramedics come out on the floor to scrape up the remains of Gerald, I'm going to get some shots in from halfcourt and try to make PTI again."
  15. mkatz
    15. Posted by mkatz Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:52 pm EDT

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    shaq: my shaq-fu is stronger than yours
  16. Asleep until further notice
    16. Posted by Asleep until further notice Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:49 pm EDT

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    Resistible force meets immoveable object. Ouch.
  17. curtis
    17. Posted by curtis Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:18 pm EDT

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    Shaq does his best Tree Rollins impression, much to the detriment of Gerald Wallace's future mental capacity.
  18. El Bukie
    18. Posted by El Bukie Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:44 pm EDT

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    the whole crowd in attendance: "what the hell am i doing at bobcats game?"
  19. the REAL Headless Chicken
    19. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    Latest results in crash tests show that full-scale anthropometric test devices built after the model of Geral Wallace should by no means be slammed into a full size Shaquille O'Neal monument.
  20. Older_than_Moses_Shaq
    20. Posted by Older_than_Moses_Shaq Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:56 pm EDT

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    Here's a shot of Shaq as he auditions for the role as Mr. Clean.
  21. the REAL Headless Chicken
    21. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    "Though shall fall by the waist of a giant." O'Neal 1:24
  22. Hambone
    22. Posted by Hambone Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:17 pm EDT

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    In his quest to prove himself a true intellectual, Shaquille O'Neal demonstrates the physics of elastic collisions.
  23. indeedproceed
    23. Posted by indeedproceed Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:23 pm EDT

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    HASSSSSAN CHOP!!!
    Nobody probably gets that but I think its hilarious.
  24. David Noel Fan Club
    24. Posted by David Noel Fan Club Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:26 pm EDT

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    Shaq was not impressed with Gerald's "Matrix" move that he has been using more and more to get around screens. While Dan was wondering if he had his Robin Lopez wig on correctly.
  25. Tito
    25. Posted by Tito Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:09 pm EDT

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    Amare (off screen): Who is the man that will run over any other man?
    Steve Nash: SHAQ!!
    Shaq: Damn right!

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