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Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:30 pm EST

Create-a-caption: Artest and Toni Braxton

By J.E. Skeets

Dear Lord, Ron Artest(notes) is a walking, talking, one man Create-a-Caption. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins The First Lady Of LaFace's "More Than A Woman" album. (Blender review: "While her wailing contemporaries go off the rails with exaggeration, Braxton merely tightens her groove and rides these mellow, meaty melodies.") Dig it.

After the jump, Artest and Pac.

Winner, inyoface71:
"By the way, Pac, thanks for the lemonade you left by the men's room."

Co-runner-up, Dallas Carter:
Manny: "So when are you going to write a song about those 'Filipino women?'"

Co-runner-up, ian:
True Warrior meets Tru Warier.

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  1. jakew
    1. Posted by jakew Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:46 pm EST

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    Braxton: Hey isnt that Adam Morrison?
    Ron Ron: Shhhhh If you ignore it. It will go away!
  2. indeedproceed
    2. Posted by indeedproceed Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:51 pm EST

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    Ron: Toni....I'm sayin....just unbreak my heart gurl. Say you'll love me again. Undo this hurt that you caused when you walked out the door and walked out of my life.
    Toni: Real original Ron. Do you really think a line like that would work on my anymore?
    Ron: You really think anyone but me remembers you anymore?
    Toni: What?
    Ron: Nothin. What would you say if I told you...'You're makin me high'...huhh?
  3. Airlock
    3. Posted by Airlock Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:59 pm EST

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    Ron: this picture is going to make a helluva velvet painting.....
  4. Will
    4. Posted by Will Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:00 pm EST

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    Ron: Com'n Toni hook me up. I failed rappin at east coast, but here comes my singing career from lala land.
  5. Irish
    5. Posted by Irish Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:05 pm EST

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    nice rack Toni. nice quarter size n*ps
  6. paul s
    6. Posted by paul s Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:09 pm EST

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    Ron: Toni, you know what they say about people with good hands right?
  7. Roger Mason Jr. = Hero
    7. Posted by Roger Mason Jr. = Hero Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:12 pm EST

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    The rest of the crowd did not enjoy John Green's "Unbreak My Face" nearly as much as Toni and Ron Ron.
  8. szabopeter23
    8. Posted by szabopeter23 Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:19 pm EST

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    Honey, if you don't smile, you will be the "fan in the Palace", if you know what I mean.
  9. Tall John
    9. Posted by Tall John Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:21 pm EST

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    Toni: I love you, Ron
    Ron: I love you too, Halle
  10. dorfineer
    10. Posted by dorfineer Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:27 pm EST

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    Knowing that he is closer than 99.9999% of men will ever be to Toni Braxton brings a smile to Ron Artest's face...
  11. dorfineer
    11. Posted by dorfineer Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:30 pm EST

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    Ron: Do YOU know how wonderful Toni Braxton smells
    Me: Uhhh, no, but do you?
    Ron: Ohhhhh yeah...
    Me: So how is it?
    Ron: It makes me want to sing Breathe Again...
  12. tayshaundominayshaun
    12. Posted by tayshaundominayshaun Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:32 pm EST

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    What no maze on his head for this picture? Not interesting.
  13. Mike M
    13. Posted by Mike M Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:35 pm EST

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    ""I can't remember if I'm married or not...damn medication!"
  14. comulles
    14. Posted by comulles Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:36 pm EST

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    Ron (whispering to Toni): Don't move or I'll be forced to riot.
  15. AllThatJazz
    15. Posted by AllThatJazz Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:40 pm EST

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    Ron Artest happily, blissfully, poses with teammate Sasha V -- the winner of the Lakers' Team Halloween costume party -- thinking that it really was Toni Braxton. Sasha played along with it all night long, happy to have the attention of new teammate Ron. One thing led to another, and well, Ron was surprised at the end of the night and Sasha is now looking to record his new single "Unbreak my arse".
  16. NorCal530
    16. Posted by NorCal530 Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:44 pm EST

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    Ron: Hey Toni, look at Lamar and Khloe...
    Toni: Yea talk about akward, I mean courtside seats? Really?? come on...
  17. Steve
    17. Posted by Steve Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:46 pm EST

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    "eyes on the camera. eyes on the camera. eyes on the camera. F$*K it I'm looking down"
  18. mcwelk
    18. Posted by mcwelk Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:49 pm EST

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    Jason Kidd and Jim Jackson gonna get a retroactive beatdown.
  19. JohnP
    19. Posted by JohnP Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:51 pm EST

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    Toni: Look at those trick or treaters go... I hope they enjoy the tix I gave them to my Vegas show!
    Ron: Well hey they're just like Halloween candy.... Free and just not good for you!
  20. Jon F
    20. Posted by Jon F Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:57 pm EST

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    Feeling zealous of the attention of Chlodom, Artest is ready to introduce the world to Braxron.
  21. rccostner
    21. Posted by rccostner Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:22 pm EST

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    Yet another life ruined when you mix Ron Artest with beer.
  22. BeauS
    22. Posted by BeauS Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:26 pm EST

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    Ron is going to get back at Mark Cuban for his comments...
    Remember what happen last time Toni Braxton was in the Mavs locker room...
  23. Daniel Harakh
    23. Posted by Daniel Harakh Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:31 pm EST

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    Artest: Keep looking at the camera and ill double whatever Oden gave to Khloe.
    Braxton: Done!
    Artest: What now Oden!!!
  24. jakew
    24. Posted by jakew Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:40 pm EST

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    RON:(Whispering in Dr. Rockso voice) I DO COCAINE!!!!!!!!!!
    Braxton: O you have me confused with Whitney Houston. Shes four glamour shot booths that way.
  25. DC
    25. Posted by DC Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:48 pm EST

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    The eensie teensie spider . . .

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