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Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:30 pm EDT

Create-a-caption: Artest and Pac-Man

By J.E. Skeets

El jugador de baloncesto de la NBA Ron Artest(notes) saluda al campeón de boxeo filipino Manny Pacquiao durante un entrenamiento del púgil en Hollywood, California el jueves 29 de octgubre del 2009. Yeah, you heard me. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins a skipping rope. Good luck, friends.

After the jump, Step Brothers.

Winner, my name is Jason:
Davis: "What's that?"
Nash: "The three point line."
Davis: "Don't mind if I do!

Co-runner-up, TAIRY GREENE:
"... are those soccer cleats?"

Co-runner-up, Wayne:
"Look, that's the spot where I'm about to get injured and flush another season down the drain."

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  1. elchorizo5
    1. Posted by elchorizo5 Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:37 pm EDT

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    "Don't worry Ron, I'll make sure no one phux you're nappy hair again."
  2. caveman
    2. Posted by caveman Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:40 pm EDT

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    so easy a caveman can do it
  3. Andrew H
    3. Posted by Andrew H Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:54 pm EDT

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    Random Guy in Background: "This isn't going to be good."
  4. Mr.J
    4. Posted by Mr.J Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:54 pm EDT

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    Artest: "Manny, I got this haircut in honor of your fight next month"
    Manny: "Ah Okay. Ah Thank you. Hindi ako Inchik gago."
  5. Robert C
    5. Posted by Robert C Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:01 pm EDT

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    Manny: I thought the most ridiculous hairstyle I would ever see was corn rows on Uriah Faber....I was wrong.
  6. Jamaul Crawford Has Best Handles In The NBA
    6. Posted by Jamaul Crawford Has Best Handles In The NBA Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:02 pm EDT

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    Manny: So...you do know that your head says "Kobes Next Victim"
  7. Peter D
    7. Posted by Peter D Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    Manny thinking "this guy shakes hands like women!"
  8. Steve
    8. Posted by Steve Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:08 pm EDT

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    "Thank you for the advice señor, but I think I'll stick to fighting my opponent rather than the crowd."
  9. the diddler
    9. Posted by the diddler Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:08 pm EDT

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    Artest: Hey man, I don't like golf and I don't like boxing. But I do like miniture golf, so my agent told me to meet up with you, the king of miniture boxing, do a photo op for you, and in return, I can watch you fight any one of the white shirt midgets here that I pick. Is this a mini-boxing regulation glove?
  10. Dallas Carter
    10. Posted by Dallas Carter Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:09 pm EDT

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    Manny: So when are you going to write a song about those "Filipino women"?
  11. blank_38
    11. Posted by blank_38 Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    woah ron, whats wrong with your hair?
  12. Ol' Leather Pumpkin
    12. Posted by Ol' Leather Pumpkin Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:15 pm EDT

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    RA: I told you this handshake would turn us into giants!
    MP: I will never doubt you again.
  13. jakew
    13. Posted by jakew Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:18 pm EDT

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    Upon shaking Artest's hand; Manny notices something familiar on Artest's head, and with a slight squeeze of his Hand Drops Ron Ron to his knees. Manny then realizes that its not random chinesse jiberish. It the Map! The Map to The Mythical City of El Dorado!
    Manny: WE MUST MAKE HASTE!
  14. EL EY FO LYF
    14. Posted by EL EY FO LYF Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:18 pm EDT

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    Ron: You know what's the difference between us?
    Manny: No, what?
    Ron: I do my fighting in the stands!
    Manny: Cool! Where is that?
  15. EL EY FO LYF
    15. Posted by EL EY FO LYF Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:21 pm EDT

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    Ron: You know what's the difference between us?
    Manny: No, what?
    Ron: I do my fighting in the stands!
    Manny: Cool! Where is that?
  16. EL EY FO LYF
    16. Posted by EL EY FO LYF Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:21 pm EDT

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    Ron: You know what's the difference between us?
    Manny: No, what?
    Ron: I do my fighting in the stands!
    Manny: Cool! Where is that?
  17. The Wiz
    17. Posted by The Wiz Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:24 pm EDT

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    Artest is looking to improve his boxing skills as he just found out his stats for the brawl at the palace... 14 punches thrown, 5 girly slaps, 3 landed, -1 point for choking... Manny has got some helpful tips for sure
  18. RomeoB
    18. Posted by RomeoB Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:31 pm EDT

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    Manny: (Filipino accent) "Nice to meat you."
    Ron: "Haha, you said "meat".
  19. Mrak .J iMllre
    19. Posted by Mrak .J iMllre Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    Ron: Hey hook me up with a pba team!! i heard it's ok to beat up fans there
    Manny: ok! i'll even teach you some counter if you got accepted.
  20. brian g
    20. Posted by brian g Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:44 pm EDT

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    Ron Artest has the second dumbest haircut in this picture.
  21. Zachry W
    21. Posted by Zachry W Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:45 pm EDT

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    "OK Ron, JUST in case i decide to throw something at you on the court, I'M NOT the guy you want to throw blows with..."
  22. DICK SMOTHERS
    22. Posted by DICK SMOTHERS Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    Artest: "i saw your last fight...man, you were great."
    manny: "thanks, i saw your last fight, too."
  23. Zachry W
    23. Posted by Zachry W Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    "Hey Paq can you do me a solid and tell me WTF it says on the side of my head please"
  24. Benny
    24. Posted by Benny Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:47 pm EDT

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    Here's the 10 bucks. Now go punch Owen Wilson in the face.
  25. Zachry W
    25. Posted by Zachry W Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:49 pm EDT

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    Pacquaio : "Ron do you know it says 'throw a drink on me' on the left side of your head?"

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