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Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:45 pm EDT

Create-a-caption: 'AHHHHH! CANADIAN! CANADIAN!'

By J.E. Skeets

Best caption wins two hockey sticks, a jar of maple syrup, some Tim Horton's coffee and a tuque. Have at it, eh.


After the jump, Rocky reenacts a scene from the movie 'Jackass.'


Winner, Jay Busbee:
Dear lord, I hope Rocky's shot's more accurate than Iverson's.

Runner-up, tabb1999:
Rocky takes the first opportunity to stink up the court before the home team gets a chance.

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  1. Mash
    1. Posted by Mash Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:09 pm EDT

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    After Steve Nash passes some gas as he runs by the Spurs bench, the bench, infuriated screams: "Flagrant 2!"
  2. Prophet
    2. Posted by Prophet Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:57 pm EDT

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    Spurs players take offense to Nash's impression of Tim Duncan. And Manu Ginobili. And Tony Parker. And Bruce Bowen...
  3. Jaywill8
    3. Posted by Jaywill8 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:29 pm EDT

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    Ref Steve just dumped here!! Look!!
  4. They Hate Me
    4. Posted by They Hate Me Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:48 pm EDT

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    Who is this man and what has he done with the real Steve Nash. (hur-hur get it? Cause he yesterday )
  5. STFUhankStein
    5. Posted by STFUhankStein Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:33 pm EDT

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    Bench: We found it ref its here its here
    Nash: I wasnt trying to swop the O'Brain Trophy I swear! !
  6. C
    6. Posted by C Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:37 pm EDT

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    Spurs:
    Oh my God! Shaq's free throw have an arc, it....might go in.
    Steve:
    You mean push throw, right?
  7. baller13zg
    7. Posted by baller13zg Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT

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    Oberto: HE'S OPEN! HE'S OPEN!
    Popovich: Fabby, please don't yell that. Nash will shoot it.
    Oberto: HE'S STILL OPEN! PASS THE DADGUM BALL!
    *Diaw passes ball towards Nash, Bowen tips away*
    Oberto (as Popovich realizes he's watching TV at the end of the bench): GOAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!
  8. Trey
    8. Posted by Trey Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:59 pm EDT

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    Spurs: AHHhahahaha! Shaq's free throw attempt just landed here! Your team is going to lose!
    Nash: He's not my teammate. I've never met him before in my life.
  9. Mike L.
    9. Posted by Mike L. Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:17 pm EDT

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    Frankly, I think Skeet's might already have this won.
  10. Mash
    10. Posted by Mash Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:09 pm EDT

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    I agree!
  11. Badmusictaste
    11. Posted by Badmusictaste Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:01 pm EDT

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    Oberto was sure he had locked up the vote for the NBA'S greasiest hair award. Robbed again.
  12. Party Pooper
    12. Posted by Party Pooper Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:52 pm EDT

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    "Look, see where the Suns season just went!!! In the toilet!!!"
  13. Kibbitz
    13. Posted by Kibbitz Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    His shoes are made of trash!!
  14. Phantom Balls of Earl
    14. Posted by Phantom Balls of Earl Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:50 pm EDT

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    Udoka/Oberto: Mime! Hey ref, it's a mime! Kill the mime!
    Nash: (thinking) If I'm in an invisible box, why do I still hear them?
  15. porellana25
    15. Posted by porellana25 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:16 pm EDT

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    "HE"S NOT CANADIAN! HE"S NOT CANADIAN!!!"
    Nash: "Guilty as charged. I was born in South Africa."
    or
    "HE RATHER PLAY SOCCER!!!HE RATHER PLAY SOCCER!!!"
    Nash:(complacently)"Yeah. It's True."
  16. porellana25
    16. Posted by porellana25 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:16 pm EDT

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    So far, this is the best picture, in Create-A-Caption. Classic!!
  17. tabb1999
    17. Posted by tabb1999 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:54 pm EDT

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    The mime one takes it... rofl
  18. Chaz s
    18. Posted by Chaz s Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:51 pm EDT

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    After spionning three times to the right and squating, Stevie did not have a plastic bag to pick up after himself
  19. easy
    19. Posted by easy Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:56 pm EDT

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    Bench: Look ref look
    Ref: ahh Nash your out... I didn't say "Simon says" turn the ball over
  20. junior
    20. Posted by junior Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:42 pm EDT

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    Look ref...He's wearing ice skates!!
  21. Mike
    21. Posted by Mike Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:50 pm EDT

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    I swear ref I'm not hiding the dagger behind my back, see look nothing in my hands.
  22. swhockey6
    22. Posted by swhockey6 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:52 pm EDT

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    You gard him. He's from Canada, there tuff hockey player's!!!
  23. TT
    23. Posted by TT Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:27 pm EDT

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    I never thought I was going to say this but Skeets won
  24. Ty
    24. Posted by Ty Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:26 pm EDT

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    If Tim Duncan and Steve Nash switched bodies, the "Who, me?" foul look just doesn't look as convincing.
  25. Walter J
    25. Posted by Walter J Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:48 pm EDT

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    "Why is Nash allowed to wear butt-less shorts?"

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