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Nuggets mascot Rocky pinches one off while reading Marmaduke as Kobe and the Lakers are introduced before Game Four of the Western Conference Quarterfinals. Best caption wins some two-ply toilet paper, potty humor encouraged.

After the jump, Jason Kidd gets the boot.

Winner, MDS:
Cuban: "I guess that makes two of us who can't dance with the stars."

Runner-up, QUE RICO:
WHAT? YOU SAID DO WHATEVER IT TAKES MARK. LOOK I WANT THE RING SO BAD IT'S MAKING MY FINGER GREEN.

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1. Posted by shadowdog87 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:15 pm EDT
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Unfortunately, Rocky had to put down the comics long enough for the Nuggets to stick their season down the toilet, too.
2. Posted by Jay Busbee Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:33 pm EDT
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Dear lord, I hope Rocky's shot's more accurate than Iverson's.
3. Posted by ninarschramm Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:39 pm EDT
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Man!!! what a bunch of weird looking players. purple and yellow looks crappy..Their a team the JAZZ WILL WHIP
4. Posted by mikey Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:41 pm EDT
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maybe he can find a job in the comics!
5. Posted by Jon L Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:40 pm EDT
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Is "Zippy the Pinhead" supposed to be funny?
6. Posted by Edric Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:52 pm EDT
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Kobe: Time to flush down the "nuggets"!
7. Posted by Trey Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:59 pm EDT
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April 28, 2008: The Los Angeles Lakers and fans look on as the team prepares to potty train Andrew Bynum.
8. Posted by Brendan K. Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT
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Rocky: denver, i'll have your nuggs ready in, oh, 5 minutes...
Alternate: Nuggets mascot Rocky, seen here preparing Denver's home court advantage.
9. Posted by Leo C Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:49 pm EDT
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yo fish..i got next on the toilet.
10. Posted by Steven Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:39 pm EDT
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let me pinch off this nugget
11. Posted by Rick Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:40 pm EDT
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I don't care who you are rooting for, that's funny stuff...
12. Posted by akBeezy Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:44 pm EDT
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Kobe: I've got next.
DFish: Fine, I got doubles.
Rocky: Fives!
13. Posted by tabb1999 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:54 pm EDT
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Rocky takes the first opportunity to stink up the court before the home team gets a chance
14. Posted by MattK Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:11 pm EDT
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Uh, Rocky, I'm not sure that's what George Karl meant by "leave it all on the court"...
15. Posted by MattK Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:11 pm EDT
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"Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a Nugs win out of the toilet!"
"Awww, that trick never works!"
16. Posted by Heidi Montag Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:53 pm EDT
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Kobe Bryant: Rocky, what can you make out of this?
[Hands him the weather briefing]
Rocky: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...
17. Posted by denmark240 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:41 pm EDT
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This was the most impressive deuce the Nuggets dropped all night.
18. Posted by RHall Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:17 pm EDT
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Rocky: "What's a four letter word for waste of talent?"
Kobe: "Melo."
19. Posted by Low Battery Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:34 pm EDT
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Even before the game started, the Nuggets were dropping bricks.
20. Posted by took_me_forever_to_create_this Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:17 pm EDT
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"Nuggets lose series while Rocky loses a sock"
21. Posted by MDS Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:18 pm EDT
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This can't be any less effective than George Karl's last pregrame stunt.
22. Posted by Nunya Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:36 pm EDT
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Nuggets fans have one more reason to be down in the dumps.
23. Posted by RIP CITY Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:53 pm EDT
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Hey Nuggets, s*** or get off the pot.
24. Posted by Older_than_Moses_Shaq Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:56 pm EDT
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Before the game Rocky, The Denver Nuggets mascot, let's the fans know where the teams title hopes are headed.
25. Posted by Older_than_Moses_Shaq Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:56 pm EDT
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Rocky doing his best to make The Lakers feel right at home.