Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:50 pm EST
"IT WAS GREAT HAVING LUNCH WITH YOU, MATTHEW!! LOVED THE RESTAURANT!! I'LL HAVE MY PEOPLE CALL YOUR PEOPLE!!! WE'LL TALK!!! BYE!!!" Best caption wins Garnett's business card. As always, gooluck, ladies and gentlemen.

After the jump, Baron, Marcus and a little champagne.
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Winner, domino's Auld Lang Syne:
"3 ... 2 ... 1 ..."
Should old teammates be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should dreams of playoffs be for not,
And winning days we've left behind!
For seasons long ago, we cheer
For seasons long ago,
We will take our paychecks to the bank
And never let pain show.
We used run about the courts
And win many games in row,
But we have landed with the Clips
Those days were long ago.
And there is hope, our trusty fans,
Please give us a hope don't laugh,
Let's chug this new years toast tonight
And hope for a good draft!
So go and pay to see our games,
You know we dont play free!
Don't dwell on just 8 wins we have
We could be OKC!
Runner-up, nathan h:
10, 9, 8, 7 ... Baron and Camby count down the number of games before the Clippers are officially out of the playoffs. Again.
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Posted Nov 25 2009
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No foul was called on the play, as it was only Matt Carroll.
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"You call that a scream, Matt Carroll?! You call that intense?! Open your eyes, Matt Carroll?! Open your god-damned eyes! You look like a pouty little [censored], Matt Carroll! Open your [censored] eyes! They won't let you leave you the Bobcats until you open your [censored] eyes!"
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KG: BECAUSE I AM A BIG STRONG FREAK OF NATURE, THATS WHY!! I WILL HAVE THE BALL, GOT IT?
Carroll: *crying* Uncle! i mean, no you will not get the ball...
*KG clenches fists* Carroll: UNCLE!! UNCLE!!! GO GET THE BALL AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
KG: NO!!!! I'M BUSY BEATING YOU UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Gerald Wallace scoops up the ball and makes the go-ahead basket, but KG ultimately wins anyway, because he's third cousins with Matt Bonner.)
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