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Baron Davis, co-owner of the recently inaugurated Conga Room, dropped by his L.A. hotspot last week to toast the New Year with Clippers teammate Marcus Camby, real estate guru Brad Gluckstein and — Hey! Is that the Gipsy Kings? Sweet! Best caption wins a party hat. Best of luck.


After the jump, the Blazers' bench goes crazy.


Winner, Roger Mason Jr. = Hero:

"Guys, I really think we should head to the locker room. It is half— OH MY! IS THAT A MONKEY RIDING A DOG?!!!!!!"

Co-runner-up, asdf:
Frye and friends react after having watched the box-office hit, "The Curious Case of Greg Oden."

Co-runner-up, Mauricio T:
The excitement of tonight's matchup conceals the fact that Channing Frye has 4 legs.

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  1. Older_than_Moses_Shaq
    1. Posted by Older_than_Moses_Shaq Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:56 pm EDT

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    VO(offscreen): Anyone need a refill?
  2. carlo with a k
    2. Posted by carlo with a k Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:47 pm EDT

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    1st? lol. that is a first!
    BD: Thank you all guys for coming and helping us share our ludicrous, i mean ridiculous salaries from the Clips!
    MC: (to himself) Thank God I'm injured!
  3. the REAL Headless Chicken
    3. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    Unable to play, Baron Davis takes his chance to drink with Marcus Camby.
  4. the REAL Headless Chicken
    4. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    Everybody was happy before fireworkers decided that when nobody can see the fireworks because of the roof, they'd light the stage.
  5. Flip
    5. Posted by Flip Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:09 pm EDT

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    BD:Here's to me earning more money while the Clips keep losing..
    Camby:yeah! cheers to that!
  6. Flip
    6. Posted by Flip Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:09 pm EDT

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    Baron Davis and Marcus Camby with their newly signed teammates..
  7. Beer Is My Anti-Drug
    7. Posted by Beer Is My Anti-Drug Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    Stephon Marbury just out of the camera's view: "Drink it up Baron. After the poison takes affect, the Clippers will need me, then I'll be back, rotting yet another NBA team from the inside. MWUA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!"
  8. scooter281
    8. Posted by scooter281 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:08 pm EDT

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    Alcohol-fueled fisticuffs soon folllowed when Gypsy Kings lead singer Nicholas Reyes (center) became enraged with Marcus Camby (far left) for leaving his microphone too high. Reyes, a proud man of Spanish heritage, later explained that he felt Camby was making fun of his lack of height and correlating it with lack in other areas.
    Camby, busy "interviewing" the two unnamed women from the stage in a private VIP room, was unavailable for comment.
  9. Gils_Keloids
    9. Posted by Gils_Keloids Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:27 pm EDT

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    "TO MIKE DUNLEAVY, Thanks for the memoreeeees!!!!!!!!"
  10. jlpamc
    10. Posted by jlpamc Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:36 pm EDT

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    Judging by the German salute the man in the middle is giving, me thinks that Chris Kaman has just come in.
  11. Roger Mason Jr. = Hero
    11. Posted by Roger Mason Jr. = Hero Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    Wow - good day yesterday.
    I managed to drag both you and KD into the comment section. Changed the text in one post and won C-a-C.
    I feel like Brady Anderson!
  12. Peter O
    12. Posted by Peter O Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:08 pm EDT

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    Doooooon't Stop, BELIEVING!!!!
  13. curtis
    13. Posted by curtis Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:18 pm EDT

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    "To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"
  14. chaoz_golem
    14. Posted by chaoz_golem Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:21 pm EDT

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    Camby: Now I know what your thinking, but it's ok. These are NOT sweat pants.
  15. Bibz
    15. Posted by Bibz Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:36 pm EDT

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    BD: Cheers to 25 foot fade aways and weight related injuries!!!
  16. Brandon G- Talkhoops.net
    16. Posted by Brandon G- Talkhoops.net Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    BD: This is the year I actually follow through on that resolution to drop 15 pounds! Now where is the free hooch and pie!
  17. nathan h
    17. Posted by nathan h Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:37 pm EDT

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    10-9-8-7... Baron and Camby count down the number of games before the Clippers are officially out of the playoffs. Again.
  18. CQ
    18. Posted by CQ Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:57 pm EDT

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    Cheers to all the white people in the house!!
  19. Greg W
    19. Posted by Greg W Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:13 pm EDT

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    Marcus Camby, while injured, takes his side-job of making armpit noises for the Gypsy Kings very seriously.
    Meanwhile, Baron Davis took a DNP - Diminuitive Frontman's Decision.
  20. goathair
    20. Posted by goathair Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:10 pm EDT

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    Told you my wedding was awesome.
  21. DICK SMOTHERS
    21. Posted by DICK SMOTHERS Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT

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    Davis and camby getting their new years resolution on. they both have the same resolution, find a better team to play for.
  22. John
    22. Posted by John Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:43 pm EDT

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    BD: Happy New Year's everyone! I hope I score with 36% of the ladies on this stage! No, Marcus, not you...
  23. Mauricio T
    23. Posted by Mauricio T Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:14 pm EDT

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    A toast to the U.S. Housing Bubble, low album sales in the music industry, and overpayment.
  24. I.B. Winnin, U.B. Whinin
    24. Posted by I.B. Winnin, U.B. Whinin Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    A toast to a "40 games for 10 million dollars" season!
    (If T-Mac can do it, why can't we?)

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