October 22, 2010
Jeez, tell us how you really feel, Yao Ming(notes). I mean, I know you had the night off for the Houston Rockets' preseason game against the San Antonio Spurs on Thursday, but come on, man. At least pretend you're interested. Kevin Martin(notes) was doing his Speed Racer/efficiency expert thing! You don't find that fascinating? What a philistine.
Best caption wins a damn fine cup of hot, black coffee. Good luck.
In our last adventure: Stephen Curry's really into Internet Relay Chat.
Winner, Arian C: "Oh snap, you can't watch 'Gilmore Girls' on Hulu?!!!"
Runner-up, the jewish kobe: "Man, how come Don Nelson hasn't accepted my friend request yet ..."
Second runner-up, Sucka Punch (as in "Eat It, Scott Podsednik"): "My best trait? Well as you can see from the webcam, Monta, it would have to be these fabulous gams."