January 02, 2012
Try as he might to stay frosty, even as grizzled and glacial a veteran as Jason Kidd will crack and melt when Ricky Rubio cranks up TEH CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE. (The darnedest thing is, this is only Cutebio at like a 4. If he goes full "Spinal Tap," he resolves all family dysfunction in a three-county radius and makes all dwelling places smell faintly of fresh baked bread.)
Best caption wins pictures of animals being friends, because 2012 is all about filling your heart to burstin'. Good luck (not bawling your face off at the cuteness).
Winner, Marky Mark: "Ref, you DON'T think the Zooey Deschanel + Joseph Gordon Levitt New Year's song video is adorable???"
Runner-up, DICK SMOTHERS: "WHAT THE HELL IS A GIGAWATT??"
Second runner-up, Al: Carlos re-enacts the moment when he walked in on Jerry Krause showering.