Sure, these new coaching methods of Vinny Del Negro's are unorthodox and supremely uncomfortable for Blake Griffin(notes). But hey, at least VDN's finally got some coaching methods, right? That's something.
Let's all be adults here, but let's not all be "adult" here. Best caption wins super awkward losing. Good luck.
Winner, David: While playing charades, John Wall is asked to describe playing for the Washington Wizards.
Runner-up, Jorge Garcia: "You can just taste the failure in the air."
Second runner-up, Josh H.: John Wall guts out a serious case of "sticky soul patch disorder."