March 22, 2011
OJAM all puffed up and looking to throw hands, except against certain opponents with whom he most certainly no longer wants the ill one-on ... Marc all smirking eyerolls and helpful hoisting ... it's just heartwarming to see. And considering how cold the weather just got inside the hearts of many Memphis Grizzlies supporters, we figured you River City cats could use some extra cockle heat. (Wait. That came out wrong.)
Best caption wins a disproportionate amount of hatred for a cartoon puppy. Good luck.
Runner-up, Celts Fan: Unaffected by the score, DeMarcus Cousins is upset about his bracket.
Second runner-up, My Name is Jason: DeMarcus Cousins rues the lost opportunity to break out his cadre of Supermoon-related Timberwolves jokes.