Ball Don't Lie - NBA

Unfortunately this isn't 2006, because we could get some serious "Romance on the Hardwood" from a certain Canadian vodcaster on this picture of Kobe Bryant(notes) and Lakers owner Jerry Buss gazing longingly into each other's eyes. But if it were 2006, this picture wouldn't have happened. I guess that's what they call a paradox. Best caption wins "The Look of Love" by Dusty Springfield. Good luck.

Previously, Snoop and Stephen A. Smith chop it up.

Winner, Alka: "With so much drama in the front row seats
It's kinda hard being Snoop D-O-double G
But I somehow, someway
I keep coming to the games and sittin' next to Stephen A."

Runner-up, indeedproceed: "Stephen: Yo, Snoop. Remember in the late 90's when you had to reinvent yo' self and distance yourself from your gimmicky gangsta rap roots?
Snoop: ......
Stephen: Yeah so like I was thinking man I need to do that. I need to completely change the way people think about me from being a know-nothing hype man with limited insider information to a legitimate basketball analyst, like Charles Barkley.
Snoop: .......
Stephen: Man Snoop you are so right. I need to just be me, but at the same time, I need to stop being the me I pretended to be all these years. I need to stop being a shrill and just speak from the heart. That's why you're my boy, Snoop. You know the score.
Snoop: ......
(Stephen walks away.)
Snoop: I mean, if you're going to reinvent yourself, S-A-S, you need to first think about who you are, and what you want to say about yourself. Meditate on that my man, your answers will come in time.
Empty Chair: ........
Snoop looks around: Man did I (bleep)-in' imagine that (bleep) again? [Expletive] I need to slow down with the herb when I go out to public places. Givin' advice to imagined fantasies of mediocre sports personalities and (bleep). Cot-Damn ridiculous."

Second runner-up, mylolam: "Snoop: Man, John Legend. When'd you get so loud?"

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