Wed Jan 27 01:15pm EST
Oh, man, this is gold.
C's forwards Rasheed Wallace(notes) and Paul Pierce(notes) perform a special play — "The Clever Boy and the Terrible, Dangerous Animal" — with kids for the NBA Read to Achieve program at the Ellis Memorial After School Program Tuesday in Roxbury, MA. Best caption wins tickets to the Stratford Shakespeare Festival.
After the jump, Dirk sells tickets to the NBA All-Star Jam Session.
With the Knicks down 50, Coach Carlilse allowed Dirk to bug out early and pick up some hours at his second job.
Co-runner-up, Edwin X:
Dirk: "Would you like fries with that, sir?"
Customer: "No, I would prefer a championship."
Dirk: "I'd stick with the fries."