He can never quite put his finger on why, but for some reason, Antawn Jamison(notes) is always kind of worried that his career's cursed and that he might never get to be on a real winner. Silly, right? Probably just completely baseless paranoia.
Best caption wins a visit from the Obvious Symbolism Police. Good luck.
Winner, JakeVozquel: "Hey kid: How do you spell 'chocolate'?"
Runner-up, Perron: "See this 'X' I drew right here? This is where you have to bounce the ball to make the off-the-elbow pass. Now go practice."
Second runner-up, Mr: Sacramento's "Scared Straight" program has the highest rating in the U.S.