November 11, 2011
I mean, you remember the rituals (mostly warm-smile-based). The incantations (well, kind compliments, really, but very rigidly tailored). The hazing (basically just dancing to "Step in the Name of Love" until you get tired and have to relax for a while with your friends). These are clearly not the kind of people you should be messing with. Do you really want to open yourself to retribution (slightly smaller and reserved, but still polite, smiles)?
You're a braver man than I am, Kemba Walker.
What's got Kemba so stoked (outside of the obvious fact that smiling is just his favorite)? Best caption wins important scientific information. Good luck.
Winner, Anonymous (but not like the hax0rz, probs): Ted Turner: "I wonder who stole Bradley's custom stolen bike."
Runner-up, Robert C: Turner: "Dickkeyme Mutumbo ... Dikimbay Montana ... Dikembay Marlboro ... can I just call you 'Dickey?'"
Second runner-up, Montez: Turner: "Billy Hunter called. He says that he wants us to come and help with the negotiations."
Mutombo: "I couldn't beat Jordan before. Why does he think I can help now?"