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Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:00 pm EST

C-a-C: 'Keep a bionic eye Machine, I'll sneak him on the bus'

By J.E. Skeets

The Machine (Sasha Vujacic) and Lucas Walton embrace former Lakers teammate Ronny Turiaf (now of the Golden State Dubs) Sunday night at the Staples Center in Cal-if-or-nia. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins one of the 40 boxes of chocolates I accumulated over the break. Best of luck, friends.


After the jump, darkness. You're all winners in my books.

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  1. Chris
    1. Posted by Chris Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:54 pm EDT

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    The perfect Oreo.
  2. Greg W
    2. Posted by Greg W Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:13 pm EDT

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    Finally, the answer to Les Bian's question:
    Yes, yes we can.
  3. Dwayne
    3. Posted by Dwayne Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:42 pm EDT

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    There's still room for you on the Bench Squad.
  4. ty!
    4. Posted by ty! Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:00 pm EDT

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    All 3 giggle after discussing how dreamy kobe is.
  5. Older_than_Moses_Shaq
    5. Posted by Older_than_Moses_Shaq Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:56 pm EDT

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    Turioff: You're all winners in my books.
  6. porellana25
    6. Posted by porellana25 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:16 pm EDT

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    LUKE: SO are we gonna roundevou in West Hollywood?
    Ronny: (Sly) Oh yeah
    Sasha: BUt Ronny will be with me alllllllllllllllll night!
  7. The Wiz
    7. Posted by The Wiz Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:38 pm EDT

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    Director Luke Walton discussing the next scene of his rendition of Borat 2 starring Sasha as Borat and Ronny Turiaf as Borat's companion..."Very nice, how much?"
  8. porellana25
    8. Posted by porellana25 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:16 pm EDT

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    This picture is wrong! But hey, what can you do. Number 1 (Cossack Daddy) is hilarious. That was the first thing that came to my mind. Here's another stab at it.
    Sasha demonstrating why they really call him "the Machine".
  9. GF-52
    9. Posted by GF-52 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:21 pm EDT

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    Walton: Is that crazy chick still over there? Don't let her see me, she's been following me everywhere!
    Vujacic: Oh Waltie, she just wanna huuuug you like theese.
    Turiaf: Luke and crazy chick sittin in a tree...
  10. indeedproceed
    10. Posted by indeedproceed Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:23 pm EDT

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    Walton: To answer your question Ronnie, thats NOT an extra pair of tube socks in his shorts and he IS really glad to see you.
  11. Matt C
    11. Posted by Matt C Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:11 pm EDT

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    Walton: Hey Ronny, you remember that chick in the hotel room in San Antonio...
    Turiaf: Yeah...
    Walton: Well, I've found this new chick,Sasha, and...
    Turiaf: Yeah...
    Walton: Well, no offence to Jenny in Texas, but this guy in the front row was saying Sasha sucks like a...
    Vujacic: HEY FELLAS! What you guys talking about?
    Walton and Turiaf: Nothing.
  12. N. Y. NIGHTMARE
    12. Posted by N. Y. NIGHTMARE Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:06 pm EDT

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    sasha: "uggh... you feel that?"
    turiaf: "hehehe yea it tickles!"
    walton: " did you guys see my new -LA GEAR- ad in US magazine?"
  13. Earvin Johnson
    13. Posted by Earvin Johnson Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:53 pm EDT

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    Walton: Okay fool, you got the twenty bucks you owe me???
    Turiaf: Ummmm seriously Luke, this is your "muscle"??? Dude, you got DJ "Gang" Mbenga sittin' right there....
    Sasha: You pay up silly Warrior boy. Or else like drum I beat you.
  14. Eddie L
    14. Posted by Eddie L Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:52 pm EDT

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    Walton: I told you he was called "The Machine" for a different reason.
  15. dagenbachphinneus
    15. Posted by dagenbachphinneus Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:34 pm EDT

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    Sasha: You smell soooooooooooooo good
    Turiaf: Dude, you seriously need to get off me......
    Walton: Dont worry dude, the same thing happened to me with this crazy chick
  16. Chris
    16. Posted by Chris Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:54 pm EDT

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    #12 hahaha
  17. Todd
    17. Posted by Todd Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:14 pm EDT

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    Ronny: Look at Lamar - he's number 7. How stuuupid.
    The Machine: Yeah, what a stupid stupidhead
    Luke: Yeah, only losers wear number 7
    Ronny: Hey, you guys wanna go to Baskin Robbins for some ice cream and then hit the soda fountain for root beer floats?
    Luke and The Machine: Yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
  18. Bibz
    18. Posted by Bibz Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:36 pm EDT

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    Sasha: Sorry nellie but if u want Ronnie back me and Luke are coming too!!!
    Nellie: Well thats ok. We can always use more undersized players with average abilities on our team. Why you think we signed ronnie in the first place?
  19. Bibz
    19. Posted by Bibz Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:36 pm EDT

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    Ronnie: No, Luke. Speaking french and french kissing is completely different and i dont feel comfortable doing one of them with you.
    Luke: Its ok. I dont care what language you speak. Just go with the flow man.
  20. Tito
    20. Posted by Tito Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:09 pm EDT

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    Ronny Turiaf was easily distracted by Luke Walton. Unfortunately, Sasha Vujacic still did not understand the concept of The Partyboy.
  21. Ryan O
    21. Posted by Ryan O Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:57 pm EDT

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    SV: ok i got him now take off his predator mask so we can reveal his real identity.
    LW: Like i said before that is not a predator mask.
  22. tranbert5
    22. Posted by tranbert5 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:19 pm EDT

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    Time to make a Roast Beef sandwich!
  23. tranbert5
    23. Posted by tranbert5 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:19 pm EDT

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    SV: I'm hungry Luke, what should we eat?
    LW: How about a roast beef sandwich?
  24. Gau Pasol
    24. Posted by Gau Pasol Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:06 pm EDT

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    Sasha: Oh Ronny, Machine miss you so much. Let me hug you so tight
    Ronny: Haha Machine you beast that tickles
    Luke: Hey guys can i join?
    Sasha & Ronny: Uhhhhhh hey you know what i think someone is calling us. Uhhhhh ya bye luke (quickly run away).
    Sasha & Ronny: That was a close one
  25. Gau Pasol
    25. Posted by Gau Pasol Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:06 pm EDT

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    Sasha: Oh Ronny, Machine miss you so much. Let me hug you so tight
    Ronny: Haha Machine you beast that tickles
    Luke: Hey guys can i join?
    Sasha & Ronny: Uhhhhhh hey you know what i think someone is calling us. Uhhhhh ya bye luke (quickly run away).
    Sasha & Ronny: That was a close one.

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