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This is the blurst of times for DeMarcus Cousins(notes), guys. His Sacramento Kings are just 2-8 in their last 10 games, and even in their most decisive victory of the season, he managed to get ejected for shoving three Minnesota Timberwolves. Couldn't even stick around to enjoy the postgame latte party (that's that thing where every King drinks really nice lattes after a win as a treat).

Then again, maybe his team's recent plight isn't all that has DMC down; after all, as NBA big men go, he's got a pretty Walt Whitman steez. So what do you think might be bumming DeMarcus out? Best caption wins a pretty great record, or at least some Prozac or something. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Kris Humphries(notes) works on rocking the cradle, much to the dismay of Omer Asik(notes).

Winner, Haik: Facepalm: You're doing it wrong.

Runner-up, AlfredY: Humphries: "Shane Battier's instructional videos taught me that face guarding is legal."

Second runner-up, Robert: Humphries: "Let's put a smile on that face."

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