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"... because, as you may know, I am a staunch supporter of both of them."

Sorry, Dirk Nowitzki(notes), but these are the kinds of difficult questions you have to answer when you sit down for a chat on the hit German entertainment program "Wetten, dass..?" It's a tough spot to be in, to be sure, but there's something exhilarating about finding yourself forced to perform this kind of emotionally charged high-wire act -- that's why you, Lenny Kravitz, Jessica Biel, Karl Lagerfeld and Meat Loaf all agreed to do the show. If you can't stand the heat, then you should stay out of the k├╝che, which is German for "kitchen," which lets you know that I have done my research for this post.

Now's your chance to turn the tables on Kravitz, Dirk. I'd lead off with a question about what working with Turtle was really like, then follow up with, "Where do you get your ideas?" That ought to throw him for a schleife, which is German for "loop." Journalism.

Best caption wins a great snapshot of Lenny hanging with his best friend, Gwyneth Paltrow. Good luck.

In our last adventure: David Kahn wants everyone to know that he has the Minnesota Timberwolves pointing in the right direction, which he emphasizes by pointing to the sky. Flawless emphasizing.

C-a-C: ‘Tell me, Dirk: What’s your stance on loving and rub-a-dubbing?’Winner, JG: "I would like to announce that we will be switching our logo from the classic 'Timberwolf' to the new, bold look of 'Trollface.'"

Runner-up, Gromilton: "That little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy."

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