That Kobe Bryant(notes) makes camp attendees who reference his duet with Tyra Banks do sit-ups until they pass out is messed up enough on its own. But standing over them, smiling that dead smile and slowly whispering his verse as they crunch? That's just murder.
Best caption wins a hastily made phone call to your parents asking them to pick you up a little early from camp this summer. Good luck.
Winner, Meowmeowmeow: "What the ... this says I'm Kobe Bryant!"
Runner-up, Bakes B: "I don't know the words to this anthem."
Second runner-up, azv321: "Are you there God? It's me, Kevin."