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Denver 118, Dallas 105

I cannot think of any team that comes close to this one - you give up 70 points to an outfit on the road missing its best player, and you somehow come up with the effort enough in the second half to keep the same team to half of its first half total? Long way of saying, yeah, it don't make no sense.

The 2007-08 Denver Nuggets, it's working, to a point, but it don't make no sense.

Understand that, in a fast-paced game that featured an inspired Mavericks team trying to make an offensive dent and run at all costs, it's quite the accomplishment for a Denver team (or, any team) to hold the Mavs to 35 points in 24 minutes.

It's as good as a defensive performance as I've seen all year, somehow countered by the 70 points Denver allowed in the first half: as bad a defensive performance as you'll ever see.

The goofiest thing that keeps hitting and slapping and left-elbowing me in my right cheekbone and leaving a mark: Denver is the rare veteran team that gets worse as the season moves along.

The Nuggets defense has gotten consistently worse since February (at best), and even though George "It Don't Make No Sense!" Karl wants everyone to be as bemused as he; Karl's team is blowing an easy (last) chance at the postseason mainly because he can barely coax 27 minutes of good defense out of a team that has proven it can play 40 minutes of great defense.

Jason Kidd made nationally televised waves by hitting for 19 points on 11 shots, but he also turned the ball over six times. Take it home, right away, our guy had 15 assists and five steals of his own; but a gold-plated door to his temporary Dallas condo won't do much to help us to believe any more.

A pair of veteran teams who can't help but muss things up, it's worth pointing out one final stat: Dallas turned the ball over on 18.3 percent of its possessions (mark that would rank last in the NBA), and Denver only coughed 9.7 percent of the time (a mark that would rank tops in the league).

Orthodox game, involving some strange teams. So odd that each are full of veterans.

Detroit 85, Miami 69

Earlier this year, Daequan Cook was my little, "check this guy out" cat.

Put the ball in the basket, relatively efficiently, and did it on a team full of stars and semi-stars. He was a diamond in the rough.

He turned into a role player.

Then a stagnant rotation magnet.

Then a go-to guy.

Then a guy you sit on the bench in order to grab ping-pong balls.

Then I swear I heard Charles Barkley, on Thursday night, say something about "Michael Beasley, rollin' over in his grave."

That's just me, though.

Aaron Afflalo, he's had a bad go of things recently, but the A-A was able to stay on the floor against Miami, and contribute 15 points and a healthy +29 in 33 minutes of action.

The Heat?

Mark Strickland is rolling over in his grave.

Golden State 111, Portland 85

The Trail Blazers just won't let it fall off of their bones, this team tries to pull wins out regardless of circumstance, and coach Nate McMillan deserves a statue at this point.

But the Warriors have it, and hopefully they'll get it again this year. Golden State wants another postseason app., it needs that flow, it wants an excuse for that crowd to lose it again, and any NBA fan with half a chin would want the same thing:

For years the Warriors had the most disparate/loudest/most endearing fans, and it was nice to see that lot get a bit of what was coming to them - if only as a reaction to Golden State's quadraphonic power forward offense. This batch of fandom is due quite a bit.

It's only his second year, but Portland's LaMarcus Aldridge has already gotten the stank of someone who refuses to take to the jump hook, especially when it towers over the turnaround jumper. Throw in Brandon Roy's absence, and you have a Golden State win that really should have gone a bit further than what we saw on Thursday night.

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  1. David F.
    1. Posted by David F. Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:21 pm EDT

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    Is that like the curse of having to write in caps?
  2. mark i
    2. Posted by mark i Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:08 pm EDT

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    What don't make no sense is Chewbacca is a wookiee, yet he lives on Endor with Ewoks. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit.
    Also, George Karl looks like a cross between Dean Wormer from Animal House and King Kong Bundy.
  3. mark i
    3. Posted by mark i Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:08 pm EDT

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    And...
    "...and you have a Golden State win that really should have gone a bit further than what we saw on Thursday night."
    Dude, they won by 26. It's Golden State, not the 92 Dream Team.
  4. the REAL Headless Chicken
    4. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    Hey David F., prepare! You probably are a geeky nerd to sensitive to cope with some capital letters. Prepare to be told that and to take some punches...
    That's no whitty curse in Dallas that's just lack of style and attitude. (You doubt DiNo's attitude?) Yes, he's German. I know about German attitude. I see enough of it every other american football game here.
  5. Roger Mason Jr. = Hero
    5. Posted by Roger Mason Jr. = Hero Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    Damn. I had Dallas in my bracket.
  6. sam spade
    6. Posted by sam spade Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:12 pm EDT

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    When will Jason Kidd ask for a trade? This is the stupidest trade since Minnesota Vikings traded for Herschel Walker with the Dallas Cowboys. Don't you feel that the team and Avery Johnson wishes that Jason Kidd was not on their team. did you see little Kidd getting some face time, when they showed Dirk Nowitsky in the training room? the drama that is Jason Kidd will wear thin in Dallas quicker than it did in outher stops.
  7. sam spade
    7. Posted by sam spade Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:12 pm EDT

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    When will Jason Kidd ask for a trade? This is the stupidest trade since Minnesota Vikings traded for Herschel Walker with the Dallas Cowboys. Don't you feel that the team and Avery Johnson wishes that Jason Kidd was not on their team. did you see little Kidd getting some face time, when they showed Dirk Nowitsky in the training room? the drama that is Jason Kidd will wear thin in Dallas quicker than it did in outher stops.
  8. rightsaidfred
    8. Posted by rightsaidfred Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:38 pm EDT

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    It's called "winning ugly", genius. It's been going on it sports since they invented sports. The key word is "winning".
  9. the REAL Headless Chicken
    9. Posted by the REAL Headless Chicken Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    The problem is, like most German players he isn't made for having a crossover. If he had one it would fail in terms of style and, far more important, faking ability - nobody would fall for it... Though I must admit, he's already quite agile. But come on, nothing he does looks really smooth. He looks more like a bradley than a Garnett. And don't anyone say it's about the size.
    Btw, Fred, it may be about winning, that's a point. But look at DiNo's outcome. Even in Bird's days you needed a little bit of what they call body control...
  10. mark i
    10. Posted by mark i Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:08 pm EDT

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    Dirk has an Iron Crossover.
    Actually he moves exactly like the virtual Tom Chambers from the old Lakers vs. Celtics game for Sega Genesis, like a guy made up of about eight limited frames of animation. Except he does not possess Chambers' unstoppable layup.
  11. Jewelz
    11. Posted by Jewelz Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:43 pm EDT

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    Dirk isnt the problem. he never had been.
    This is all on Avery. dallas have gone from a young
    and old team to and old rusty team. Since Kidd got
    here we are 0-9 aganist winning teams over .500.
    They get what they deserve.
    Go Harris(I bet the nets wll make the playoffs befor
    dallas does)
  12. smaku
    12. Posted by smaku Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:28 pm EDT

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    "It don't make no sense"? Double negative. Did Allen Iverson write this article?
  13. C.W Fitzpatrick, II
    13. Posted by C.W Fitzpatrick, II Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:44 pm EDT

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    Lamarcus "Lamar Latrell" Aldridge has an amazing inside/outside combo game but if I watch another front of the rim forced jump hook while being double/triple teamed in the lane I will be forced to become rather annoyed. No Rroy tonight made this a Jarret "Best eyebrow (one word? Oh well) grooming in the league" Jack night to shine (or at least drive the lane a good three times and get rejected by, at the very least, three Warriors under the basket). Why so many commas, parentheses, and quotation marks? Well simply to get all those amazing comments making fun of me later for writing like a weird fifth grade newspaper columnist.
    Thanks JB and Mark for making me laugh this morning as historical comedic references are always good (SEGA references and the history/politics of the German state as reference points for DiNo's game).
  14. DallasFan
    14. Posted by DallasFan Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:47 pm EDT

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    Dallas will be in the playoffs and win the championship and dirk will be finals mvp vs the cavs....dallas all the way!!

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